Yeah... Just Like Yer Mom
I love my friends:
E-Lo: "Dude, I HATE loud mopeds. They suck hairy, dirty balls!"
Me: "Yeeeah, Jus' like yer MOM."
E-Lo: "Shoot. Only cos she learned it from yours."
Counterveil: "Yeah, but it was because she did it to your mom first."
[everyone laughs]
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...
Samwise: "Sh*t! It's my mom's birthday!" [runs to the phone]
*******
Check the fly new eyewear, kids!
*******
Is it me, or does this place smell kinda like pot today?
*******
Is it time to go home and paint yet?
*******
And I say this for no particular reason, but... I <3 my girlfriend. She's WAY better than yours... and yer mom too, even.
E-Lo: "Dude, I HATE loud mopeds. They suck hairy, dirty balls!"
Me: "Yeeeah, Jus' like yer MOM."
E-Lo: "Shoot. Only cos she learned it from yours."
Counterveil: "Yeah, but it was because she did it to your mom first."
[everyone laughs]
...
...
Samwise: "Sh*t! It's my mom's birthday!" [runs to the phone]
*******
Check the fly new eyewear, kids!
*******
Is it me, or does this place smell kinda like pot today?
*******
Is it time to go home and paint yet?
*******
And I say this for no particular reason, but... I <3 my girlfriend. She's WAY better than yours... and yer mom too, even.