[Lovino Vargas] 4th Bottle of Wine [Video]

[in_italia]

[First order of business. Lovino holds up a cellphone that is clearly too expensive for his tastes, judging by the disgusted way he is regarding and holding it.] So who the fuck wants this thing? Some bastard want to pay me what this piece of crap probably cost?

[He tosses the phone aside, thankfully letting it fall on Spain's bed, and grumbles.]

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[uchimata_ja_nai]

Hey! Don't throw that!

[in_italia]

Calm your ass, it's just a fucking phone, damnit.

[uchimata_ja_nai]

No chance. That's my fucking phone.

[in_italia]

Then come get it! Fuck, what's so important about this overpriced piece of shit, anyway?

[uchimata_ja_nai]

I might be able to call home on it. Don't move, I'm coming over there.

[...] Uh... Where is there?

[in_italia]

Building 2, Room 4-2. According to the assignment shit. Don't try any funny business, I've got two guns and shit-tons of mafia training. Just take your shit and leave.

[uchimata_ja_nai]

Yeah, well I come from a family of secret ninjas, so we'll see who comes off the worse.

[in_italia]

Hurry up and get your ass over here, smartass, before I toss this thing out the window.

[uchimata_ja_nai]

[knock knock~!]

[in_italia]

[Lovi opens the door, keeping his gun trained on Kaoru's head and another gun in plain sight nearby. He holds out the phone cautiously.] Take it slowly, and go the fuck away. No sudden movements, or I will fucking pump your brain full of lead.

[uchimata_ja_nai]

[What. What. What is this.] F... friendly guy, aren't you? [taking his phone back oh so carefully]

[in_italia]

[When Kaoru speaks, Lovi loads his gun as warning. Actually, it's partly as warning and partly on instinct, seeing as the arm he's holding the phone with still has a bandage on it.] I don't know you. How the fuck do I know you're not shitting me to get in my house?

[uchimata_ja_nai]

[see how his eyebrows shoot upwards] ...you're kidding, right? What would I want in your place? So far as I can tell each crappy apartment is the same as the next in this damn city.

[in_italia]

Would you rather I gave you unearned trust? [He huffs.] You're a pretty fancy bastard, aren't you? You could have bought a year's worth of food with how much that crappy phone cost. Maybe some day you'll notice that where money stops working, guns come in.

[uchimata_ja_nai]

Well, no. But the least you could do is be civil. [very carefully neglects to mention that buying food and cell phones isn't an issue, and that money will never stop working.]

...can you at least manage not waving a gun in my face?

[in_italia]

Civility is for people who can afford it, bastard. [On the fence about calling him an idiot instead of a bastard, actually. But not for a while.]

What, this? [He presses down on the trigger, just enough to threaten. Any more and there would be blood.] Move out of Toni's room, and maybe I'll put it down. [Oh wait, why did he call Spain "Toni"? That's stupid.. at least, hopefully, Kaoru will not realize how much of a compromise of interest it is for him to be saying that name.]