This is not alright.
The promo is not alright.
You can't...What the fuck was that promo? Who fucking cares about Robin Hood when Regina's been tortured? And that fugly hat Emma's wearing? Which I don't care 'cause Regina.Is.Tortured! But that thing is fugly as hell. Do people really wear hats in funerals? Because here? Not so much. Unless you want a good laugh.
Wow! An amnesiac woman with bad fashion sense has more common sense than the whole town. Good for you Belle or Lacey or whatsyourname.
Gold losing his shit? Noooo! I did not see that coming! Really? Gold? The Dark One? I don't believe it!
Hook needs to shot people more often.
Speaking of Hook.
What are you doing to my baby, you handsome bastard?
And where the fuck is the Savior? I'm sure Emma will come to the rescue. I mean, True Love and all, she'll probably feel it in her gut that something's wrong with her better half. (Oh, come on. We all know that Regina is better.)
This promo hit me right in the feels. It also hit all my kinks (h/c, angst, my favorite character going through hell) so, as much as it pains me to say it, I might have an idea for a fic. And this is bad. Really bad! I have a fic to finish, damn it!
But Swan Queen h/c! With the right amount of angst on the side.
By the way.
If the little shit a.k.a Henry doesn't give a fucking damn, again, about his mother, I will pray to Gods for him to get lost at Neverland and no one be able to find him. EVER!
Because fuck you, Henry! Emma comes out from the closet a well and you lose your shit while your mom absorbs a deadly, badass, green mojo and you are all, "See ya!". I will never forgive you for that, you little shit.