I think that everytime I make a post about OUAT I start with "Fuck you, show!"
- Fuck you, show!
- Regina, my broken angel, you have one fucked up mother.
- Not that your father was any better. Fucking asshole. My father would dive in front of me to protect me from rain and your pathetic excuse of a father was, like, "sorry I did nothing for you. Still friends?". Fuck you, Henry Sr.
- I don't know how you raised Henry as good as you did because seriously, both of your parents have PhDs to 'How to fail as a parent'.
- Snow and Charming. Go fuck yourselves somewhere else. Like the bedroom upstairs!
- So Snow and Charming is okay to fuck in the middle of the apartment, but Regina doing the same with Graham, with the door closed, in her own room, was such a terrible thing to do and she's a bad mother.
- Seriously?
- Emma, my lost puppy, I love you, but fuck you!
- You gave birth to Henry, but he is not your son. He was your son for three weeks and then you gave him up for an adoption. You know the kid for a year, tops, and you were fucking away for the last few months.
- Why the fuck you think you know anything of how to be his mother?
- I realize that you are sick of worry about the love of your life going back to her evil ways, but open your goddamned eyes woman and start doing your fucking job!
- Like, I dunno, get that dreamy thingy to Regina and see her memories?
- But what is this logic I'm talking of?
- At this point I'm convinced that eveyone but Regina is a fucking idiot.
- Dudes, I'm going to be so fucking happy when Cora starts destroying the town.
- Emma, my lost puppy, maybe, I don't know, you have to listen to Regina about magic coming with a price? 'Cause, you are blond and a Charming so I'm not expecting much thinking from you, Regina was the Evil Queen so maybe she knows her shit?
- Lana Parrilla, please. I have a boyfriend. Stop making me wanna be Regina's bitch.
- Henry. You didn't pissed me off tonight. Weird.
- Hey Leroy, liked the food? Say a fucking 'thank you' next time.
- Oh, Archie. I didn't like you much, but who would have told me that you were going to be the best male character of the show?
- 'Cause Prince Charming, my ass. More like Prince Douchbag.
- And Gold is a son of a bitch.
- Speaking of Gold, when people will start put two and two together and start blaming him for, I dunno, manipulate the fuck out of them so he can go find his son?
- Or the Blue Fairy. Bitch knew what was coming and instead of finding a way to stop Regina before casting the curse what she did? She brought Snow a one way ticket for one to Maine for her unborn baby.
- When will the so called good guys open their eyes and realize that the only difference between them and the 'bad guys' is that the bad guys are honest.
- You hear the name of the Evil Queen and you know what's coming your way. You hear the name of Charming and think of a kind, gently guy that thinks before acting. Yet what you get is an asshole who doesn't care how many he will kill so he can be with the love of his life.
- Hypocrites! The lot of them.
- Jesus, I didn't think I could love Regina even more than I already did.
- Apperantly I was wrong.
- Emma, I love you, but fuck you and not with Regina or anyone for that matter. You kicked a woman when she was already down. Congratulations! You are a Charming now.
- I'm done with the Charming family.
- Although Snow wasn't that bad this episode.
- But she knew Regina before.
- She wasn't evil, Snow. Daniel was dead and Regina wasn't evil until much later.
- Do you know what happened, Snow? Your father happened! What do you think the king and the Queen did behind closed doors? Played a game of chess?
- Your father took an innocent girl not much older than yourself because you wanted a babysitter and turned her into the Evil Queen.
- And you still think it's only about Daniel?
- Fuck you, show!
- Regina, my broken angel, you have one fucked up mother.
- Not that your father was any better. Fucking asshole. My father would dive in front of me to protect me from rain and your pathetic excuse of a father was, like, "sorry I did nothing for you. Still friends?". Fuck you, Henry Sr.
- I don't know how you raised Henry as good as you did because seriously, both of your parents have PhDs to 'How to fail as a parent'.
- Snow and Charming. Go fuck yourselves somewhere else. Like the bedroom upstairs!
- So Snow and Charming is okay to fuck in the middle of the apartment, but Regina doing the same with Graham, with the door closed, in her own room, was such a terrible thing to do and she's a bad mother.
- Seriously?
- Emma, my lost puppy, I love you, but fuck you!
- You gave birth to Henry, but he is not your son. He was your son for three weeks and then you gave him up for an adoption. You know the kid for a year, tops, and you were fucking away for the last few months.
- Why the fuck you think you know anything of how to be his mother?
- I realize that you are sick of worry about the love of your life going back to her evil ways, but open your goddamned eyes woman and start doing your fucking job!
- Like, I dunno, get that dreamy thingy to Regina and see her memories?
- But what is this logic I'm talking of?
- At this point I'm convinced that eveyone but Regina is a fucking idiot.
- Dudes, I'm going to be so fucking happy when Cora starts destroying the town.
- Emma, my lost puppy, maybe, I don't know, you have to listen to Regina about magic coming with a price? 'Cause, you are blond and a Charming so I'm not expecting much thinking from you, Regina was the Evil Queen so maybe she knows her shit?
- Lana Parrilla, please. I have a boyfriend. Stop making me wanna be Regina's bitch.
- Henry. You didn't pissed me off tonight. Weird.
- Hey Leroy, liked the food? Say a fucking 'thank you' next time.
- Oh, Archie. I didn't like you much, but who would have told me that you were going to be the best male character of the show?
- 'Cause Prince Charming, my ass. More like Prince Douchbag.
- And Gold is a son of a bitch.
- Speaking of Gold, when people will start put two and two together and start blaming him for, I dunno, manipulate the fuck out of them so he can go find his son?
- Or the Blue Fairy. Bitch knew what was coming and instead of finding a way to stop Regina before casting the curse what she did? She brought Snow a one way ticket for one to Maine for her unborn baby.
- When will the so called good guys open their eyes and realize that the only difference between them and the 'bad guys' is that the bad guys are honest.
- You hear the name of the Evil Queen and you know what's coming your way. You hear the name of Charming and think of a kind, gently guy that thinks before acting. Yet what you get is an asshole who doesn't care how many he will kill so he can be with the love of his life.
- Hypocrites! The lot of them.
- Jesus, I didn't think I could love Regina even more than I already did.
- Apperantly I was wrong.
- Emma, I love you, but fuck you and not with Regina or anyone for that matter. You kicked a woman when she was already down. Congratulations! You are a Charming now.
- I'm done with the Charming family.
- Although Snow wasn't that bad this episode.
- But she knew Regina before.
- She wasn't evil, Snow. Daniel was dead and Regina wasn't evil until much later.
- Do you know what happened, Snow? Your father happened! What do you think the king and the Queen did behind closed doors? Played a game of chess?
- Your father took an innocent girl not much older than yourself because you wanted a babysitter and turned her into the Evil Queen.
- And you still think it's only about Daniel?
- Fuck you, show!