I'm special ! and humble
So hey, remember that magic drops that stopped the pain in my back, but made my skin so sensitive I hurt even to the faintest blow of the wind?
You do? Awesome! You can also add rash in the list. I woke up in the morning, no back pain, but as I found out, pointillism is not just a trend of art. So of course I called my doctor.
Doctor: Hello.
Me: I have red spots in my body!
Doctor: I’m sorry, but who’s on the phone?
Me: *face palm*
*After I explained to him who I was*
Doctor: *thinking* So your skin is sensitive?
Me: *nods like crazy*
Doctor: Are you still there?
Me: *realize that he can’t see me* Yes, I’m still here!
Doctor: You have both sensitive skin and a rash?
Me: *small voice* Yes.
Doctor: …
Me: *very small voice* Should I go to a hospital?
Doctor: *eats something crispy* You’ll be fine once you stop using the drops. I’m just surprised you have both symptoms. It is very rare to have both you see.
And now I’m going to spend the rest of the day thinking I’m special! and humble
You do? Awesome! You can also add rash in the list. I woke up in the morning, no back pain, but as I found out, pointillism is not just a trend of art. So of course I called my doctor.
Doctor: Hello.
Me: I have red spots in my body!
Doctor: I’m sorry, but who’s on the phone?
Me: *face palm*
*After I explained to him who I was*
Doctor: *thinking* So your skin is sensitive?
Me: *nods like crazy*
Doctor: Are you still there?
Me: *realize that he can’t see me* Yes, I’m still here!
Doctor: You have both sensitive skin and a rash?
Me: *small voice* Yes.
Doctor: …
Me: *very small voice* Should I go to a hospital?
Doctor: *eats something crispy* You’ll be fine once you stop using the drops. I’m just surprised you have both symptoms. It is very rare to have both you see.
And now I’m going to spend the rest of the day thinking I’m special! and humble