So. What are you still doing here? I mean, I don't even post here anymore. Really. Well, apart from this string of posts over the last week or so saying "I don't post here anymore"; but they don't really count.
No. They don't.
fatsothewombat is where you want to be. Or deleting this.
So. Delete this journal. I shan't be happy until you've all deleted this journal or have swapped this one for
fatsothewombat on your friends list.
Don't make me break out the big guns. It won't be pretty.