its official.
since the word has spread, yes i am coming home for a few weeks in december. be sure to thank jen, its all her doing. i honestly can't wait, it'll be good to see everyone and then kill you all...i mean hang out...
i didn't do much today, just sat at the beach and took a nap. i also got to eat an extra large serving of chilly and rice which i have been craving for days. my roommate got back from guam today and her brought more lumpia, which is the shit.
so fatso is turning one soon, and i am on an island in the pacific. i feel like such an asshole, i honestly wish i had money to blow so i could be there. everyone give him hugs and whiskey for me.
i went to magoos last nite with byron. it was pretty fun, we've been having the worst rain storms in years over the last few days. there have even been flash floods, so i had to ride the bus which i am not too fond of. i like walking everywhere. a few note worthy events from last nite included:
1) me stealing two girsl from this guy as he was about to leave the bar, gotta love my charm.
2) while attempting to brag about pouring the perfect beer, i succeed at spilling what was left of the pitcher all over my crotch and all over a really hot girl.
3) i sat down at a table and started eatting this girls sandwhich, instead of taking offense she made conversation and i even left with her number. (what does this prove you ask? it proves that i can do whatever i want, always.)
4) i called the only really cool chick i've met since i've been here and when she wouldn't come to the bar i said, "call me jabba the hut," what i meant by that i haven't got a clue. i then proceeded to yell and ramble on the phone with her for a good twenty minutes.
5) princess yelling at byron and cussing out this girl i was hitting on. congrats you cock blocked from 43076407563 miles away. thats why you are the princess.
6) i ate sushi and drank beer at the same time, look at me i am cultured.
i didn't do much today, just sat at the beach and took a nap. i also got to eat an extra large serving of chilly and rice which i have been craving for days. my roommate got back from guam today and her brought more lumpia, which is the shit.
so fatso is turning one soon, and i am on an island in the pacific. i feel like such an asshole, i honestly wish i had money to blow so i could be there. everyone give him hugs and whiskey for me.
i went to magoos last nite with byron. it was pretty fun, we've been having the worst rain storms in years over the last few days. there have even been flash floods, so i had to ride the bus which i am not too fond of. i like walking everywhere. a few note worthy events from last nite included:
1) me stealing two girsl from this guy as he was about to leave the bar, gotta love my charm.
2) while attempting to brag about pouring the perfect beer, i succeed at spilling what was left of the pitcher all over my crotch and all over a really hot girl.
3) i sat down at a table and started eatting this girls sandwhich, instead of taking offense she made conversation and i even left with her number. (what does this prove you ask? it proves that i can do whatever i want, always.)
4) i called the only really cool chick i've met since i've been here and when she wouldn't come to the bar i said, "call me jabba the hut," what i meant by that i haven't got a clue. i then proceeded to yell and ramble on the phone with her for a good twenty minutes.
5) princess yelling at byron and cussing out this girl i was hitting on. congrats you cock blocked from 43076407563 miles away. thats why you are the princess.
6) i ate sushi and drank beer at the same time, look at me i am cultured.