First and second. No, there's no third. Err... There might have been a third but I fired him HehFIRE
First of all.
That's funny.
Failed Dark Wizard. 16% chance to survive. Sounds good to me, I always did have a bit of the dark honor in me.
Second, with the grrrness, I am pissed.
Someone has been breaking into my mailbox and sending out items of E-mail as me. Now normally this would just annoy me but someone went back into my sent logs from the beginning of this year and started sending poetry and things that me and a friend of mine's daughter had conglomerated upon trying to make it seem like I was wooing someone while I was with SailorV... Umm... GRR! Now thankfully they didn't change the dates so it didn't work, but this is a travesty of the highest accord and you can be assured that if I ever find out who you are, you shady little fuck, I will rip you limb from limb.
I would like to say that I would kill you slowly but stupid people need a quick exit from this plane so you'd die fast, but in all seriousness, you would die.
I am deadly serious, I am armed, and if you ever even touch my life again I will, without a single moment of compassion or respite, destroy yours.
I would like to think at this point that you would come forward and admit that you were mistaken in this course of action, this I could abide, but you won't. You are a coward. A worthless imbecile who has decided that it is their main purpose in life to ruin mine as best they can.
You may annoy me, but you will never truly harm me and you will never, ever defeat me. I have become too strong by enduring the terrors and rigors of life for you to do so.
So if you want to really mess me up, if you really want to fight me, stand before me.
That's the only way now. Your shadows will never avail you again.
I am shadow.
That's funny.
Failed Dark Wizard. 16% chance to survive. Sounds good to me, I always did have a bit of the dark honor in me.
Second, with the grrrness, I am pissed.
Someone has been breaking into my mailbox and sending out items of E-mail as me. Now normally this would just annoy me but someone went back into my sent logs from the beginning of this year and started sending poetry and things that me and a friend of mine's daughter had conglomerated upon trying to make it seem like I was wooing someone while I was with SailorV... Umm... GRR! Now thankfully they didn't change the dates so it didn't work, but this is a travesty of the highest accord and you can be assured that if I ever find out who you are, you shady little fuck, I will rip you limb from limb.
I would like to say that I would kill you slowly but stupid people need a quick exit from this plane so you'd die fast, but in all seriousness, you would die.
I am deadly serious, I am armed, and if you ever even touch my life again I will, without a single moment of compassion or respite, destroy yours.
I would like to think at this point that you would come forward and admit that you were mistaken in this course of action, this I could abide, but you won't. You are a coward. A worthless imbecile who has decided that it is their main purpose in life to ruin mine as best they can.
You may annoy me, but you will never truly harm me and you will never, ever defeat me. I have become too strong by enduring the terrors and rigors of life for you to do so.
So if you want to really mess me up, if you really want to fight me, stand before me.
That's the only way now. Your shadows will never avail you again.
I am shadow.