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Eighth Deduction [Video]

Jun 05, 2011 09:51

[Conan smiles at the camera brightly and apologetically. He needed to do some damage control for his rather noticeable return to Discedo. At the least he could be glad that the camera had never turned on during his change.]

Sorry if I made anyone worry. But I'm okay now! Heiji-niichan found me!!

*ema skye, only a child, trouble magnet, hattori, not suspicious at all, *luke, *weiss, *gamzee

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text; yourgoddamnit June 5 2011, 21:14:15 UTC

GOOD FOR YOU.
NO ONE CARES.

Re: text; modernholmes June 5 2011, 21:37:16 UTC

Is such a comment necessary?

text; yourgoddamnit June 5 2011, 22:08:52 UTC

NO.
BUT THAT BEGS THE QUESTION:
IS YOUR EXISTENCE NECESSARY?
AGAIN, THE ANSWER IS NO.

Re: text; modernholmes June 5 2011, 22:21:24 UTC

If that is the case, why are you bothering to talk to me?

text; yourgoddamnit June 5 2011, 22:26:27 UTC

I'M A TROLL.
I DERIVE SADISTIC PLEASURE OUT OF BLATANTLY HARASSING YOUNG HUMANS OVER THE INTERNET.
DO I NEED ANOTHER FUCKING REASON?

Re: text; modernholmes June 5 2011, 22:58:33 UTC

Is that so?

But please, explain to me more. I'm just a kid, so I don't understand things like that.

text; yourgoddamnit June 5 2011, 23:01:38 UTC

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU NEED EXPLAINING?
IT'S PRETTY STRAIGHTFORWARD.
I HAVE A NETWORK CONNECTION
TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HANDS
AND I'M A JERK.

Re: text; modernholmes June 5 2011, 23:07:03 UTC

And isn't that mean of you, Mr. Troll? Is it really a good idea to talk about being cruel to children?

text; yourgoddamnit June 5 2011, 23:11:28 UTC

CONSIDERING I'M NOT THREATENING TO EVISCERATE YOU
I WOULDN'T CONSIDER MYSELF ESPECIALLY CRUEL FOR MY SPECIES.

Re: text; modernholmes June 5 2011, 23:17:30 UTC

[Conan would like to know if there is anyone sane in this entire city.]

Oh? And what species is that?

text; yourgoddamnit June 5 2011, 23:41:58 UTC

I ALREADY TOLD YOU.
I'M A TROLL.
YOUR READING COMPREHENSION SKILLS ARE ABYSMAL.
SOMETHING WENT HORRIBLY WRONG WHEN YOU PUPATED TO MAKE YOU THIS STUPID.

Re: text; modernholmes June 5 2011, 23:56:08 UTC

As you are using it, 'Troll' is an English internet slang term referring to users posting intentionally inflammatory comments with the goal of creating a negative emotional response. in Japan we call it tsuri or arashi. Multiple studies have been completed documenting the negative impact of such activities in different locations.

It is not a species.

video; yourgoddamnit June 6 2011, 00:07:46 UTC

[ Here, have a Karkat. ]

TOO BORING, DIDN'T READ.

Re: video; modernholmes June 6 2011, 12:46:00 UTC

[Oi, oi. Is that what teenagers are dressing up as these days?]

Do you get bored easily, Mr. Troll?

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