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1. My older brother Ferdinand
2.People who spout "Historical" facts without knowing the truth
3. Anyone who makes an assumption based on a rumour
4. When my sisters try to steal my shoes
5. When any of them manages to get a pair of my shoes and returns them scuffed
6. People who assume I have an eating disorder
7. Anyone who cracks Nazi jokes about Austrians and/or Germans
8. How my favourite socks always seem to get eaten by the drier
9. How I still can't make cookies without them being slightly crispy
10. Having to get up to pee 10 times a night