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1. If I looked in your trunk, what would I find?
Cloned dinosaur eggs.
2. Do you go to the bathroom with the door open or closed?
Standing- open, sitting- closed.
3. Are your underwear and socks folded in your drawers, or just thrown in?
a little of both, plus some in a pile near my closet.
4. Dating anyone?
No.
5. Are you a cuddler?
Yes.
6. What would I find if I looked under your bed?
The rabbit hole. How far are you willing to go?
7. Something that happened today that has made you mad?
Nothing yet.
8. What were you doing before this survey?
A crossword puzzle.
9. What will you do after this survey?
Sleep, maybe.
10. Marriage or living together?
Living together. Then possible marriage, based on the experience of living together.
11. What are you wearing right now?
T-shirt and shorts.
13. Do you talk about your feelings or hide them?
A bit of both.
15. Is there something you regret and wish you could take back?
There are things I regret, but I don’t want a do-over.
16. First thing you do when you wake up?
Yawn.
17. Last person you told you love them?
Mom.
18. Kiss with your eyes open or closed?
Closed.
19. Bite or Lick?
Jesus christ! There are just some things you don’t talk about on livejournal. If you want to know, come find out.
20. Last argument you got into?
Don’t remember.
21. Do you tend to rip the paper off water bottles?
I never really thought about that.
23. When you shut off your alarm clock, do you tend to fall back asleep?
Not usually.
24. If you were given the chance to take care of a monkey for a weekend would you?
I charge a $500 an hour monkey-sitting fee.
25. What is the current advertisement on top of the screen?
An HP ad.
26. What are you looking forward to in the next few months?
End of the world.
27. When will you turn 50?
2033, I think. Unless the world ends first.
28. If you were being chased by an alligator, what would you do?
I’m going with the previous answer and say that I’ll run in a zig-zag pattern. It sounds logical.
29. How many pillows are on your bed?
2.
30. What song are you currently listening to?
Look alive by incubus.
31. Have you ever passed out from drinking?
Only twice.
32. If you caught a significant other cheating on you what would you do?
That relationship is over.
33. What time did you wake up this morning?
Last night. 8 pm.
34. Do you have any cousins?
Sure.
35. Can you imagine yourself living in a cardboard box?
Yeah, but a really nice one with a balcony and a library..
36. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Mom.
37. What is the WORST subject they teach in school?
Football.
38. Where do you plan on living when you grow up?
I don’t plan on living when I grow up.
39. What was your dream this morning?
My life, but in the form of a musical.
40. How many times have you seen your favorite movie?
Too many times to count.
41. Where was the last place you traveled?
Birmingham.
42. How was your past weekend?
Spent working.
43. What is your favorite song?
We got the beat by the go-go’s.
44. If puppies stayed small forever, would you buy one?
Yes.
45. What is the best ice cream flavor?
Butter pecan.
46. Do you think you are attractive?
Sometimes.
47. Is someone on your mind right now?
Nobody important.
48. Can you say the alphabet backwards?
Never tried.
49. Do you worry about how you look?
Sometimes.
50. Would you ever change for a boy/girl?
I have. Never again.
51. Pro-life or Pro-choice?
Pro-choice. We have a population problem, people!
52. Have you ever been on stage?
yeah
53. Can you whistle?
yeah,.
55. Do you know who Stewie Griffin is?
Yeah.
56. Do you have any plans for today?
Yeah.
57. Are you friends with more guys or girls?
I don’t understand the question. Define “friends.”
58. Why?
Because I don’t recognize that term.
59. Have you ever thought a friend could be more than a friend?
yeah, I was wrong.
60. Do you like the beach?
Of course.
61. What color is your toothbrush?
Blue.
62. What makes you laugh?
Kitty cats playing.
Cloned dinosaur eggs.
2. Do you go to the bathroom with the door open or closed?
Standing- open, sitting- closed.
3. Are your underwear and socks folded in your drawers, or just thrown in?
a little of both, plus some in a pile near my closet.
4. Dating anyone?
No.
5. Are you a cuddler?
Yes.
6. What would I find if I looked under your bed?
The rabbit hole. How far are you willing to go?
7. Something that happened today that has made you mad?
Nothing yet.
8. What were you doing before this survey?
A crossword puzzle.
9. What will you do after this survey?
Sleep, maybe.
10. Marriage or living together?
Living together. Then possible marriage, based on the experience of living together.
11. What are you wearing right now?
T-shirt and shorts.
13. Do you talk about your feelings or hide them?
A bit of both.
15. Is there something you regret and wish you could take back?
There are things I regret, but I don’t want a do-over.
16. First thing you do when you wake up?
Yawn.
17. Last person you told you love them?
Mom.
18. Kiss with your eyes open or closed?
Closed.
19. Bite or Lick?
Jesus christ! There are just some things you don’t talk about on livejournal. If you want to know, come find out.
20. Last argument you got into?
Don’t remember.
21. Do you tend to rip the paper off water bottles?
I never really thought about that.
23. When you shut off your alarm clock, do you tend to fall back asleep?
Not usually.
24. If you were given the chance to take care of a monkey for a weekend would you?
I charge a $500 an hour monkey-sitting fee.
25. What is the current advertisement on top of the screen?
An HP ad.
26. What are you looking forward to in the next few months?
End of the world.
27. When will you turn 50?
2033, I think. Unless the world ends first.
28. If you were being chased by an alligator, what would you do?
I’m going with the previous answer and say that I’ll run in a zig-zag pattern. It sounds logical.
29. How many pillows are on your bed?
2.
30. What song are you currently listening to?
Look alive by incubus.
31. Have you ever passed out from drinking?
Only twice.
32. If you caught a significant other cheating on you what would you do?
That relationship is over.
33. What time did you wake up this morning?
Last night. 8 pm.
34. Do you have any cousins?
Sure.
35. Can you imagine yourself living in a cardboard box?
Yeah, but a really nice one with a balcony and a library..
36. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Mom.
37. What is the WORST subject they teach in school?
Football.
38. Where do you plan on living when you grow up?
I don’t plan on living when I grow up.
39. What was your dream this morning?
My life, but in the form of a musical.
40. How many times have you seen your favorite movie?
Too many times to count.
41. Where was the last place you traveled?
Birmingham.
42. How was your past weekend?
Spent working.
43. What is your favorite song?
We got the beat by the go-go’s.
44. If puppies stayed small forever, would you buy one?
Yes.
45. What is the best ice cream flavor?
Butter pecan.
46. Do you think you are attractive?
Sometimes.
47. Is someone on your mind right now?
Nobody important.
48. Can you say the alphabet backwards?
Never tried.
49. Do you worry about how you look?
Sometimes.
50. Would you ever change for a boy/girl?
I have. Never again.
51. Pro-life or Pro-choice?
Pro-choice. We have a population problem, people!
52. Have you ever been on stage?
yeah
53. Can you whistle?
yeah,.
55. Do you know who Stewie Griffin is?
Yeah.
56. Do you have any plans for today?
Yeah.
57. Are you friends with more guys or girls?
I don’t understand the question. Define “friends.”
58. Why?
Because I don’t recognize that term.
59. Have you ever thought a friend could be more than a friend?
yeah, I was wrong.
60. Do you like the beach?
Of course.
61. What color is your toothbrush?
Blue.
62. What makes you laugh?
Kitty cats playing.