Hey, anyone remember Jeff Gibbons? I think he was my first boyfriend when I was five or something. He just randomly messaged me on Facebook.
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.channel&vanity=jeffraku He has a beard now.
Damnit. Why does every single guy who thinks I'm pretty, charming and funny live all the way across the country? Every. Damn. Time. It's like some big cosmic joke. Jesus is laughing at me.
You're not funny, Jesus.