I posted this on alison's thing but whatever if it gets the word out
I will pay you $25 dollars per trip to drive me to montreal. This is not a joke. I will not pay you in Canadian Tire money, Monopoly Money, or Disney Funbucks, I will pay cold hard cash. Oh yeah.
That's fifty dollars in cold hard Canadian legal tender for two trips. That's right, Fifty Dollars Guaranteed not to contain coins. Other services offer you scams with post-dated checks and fraudulent credit cards. I guarantee to pay you in cash.
But wait there's more! I can sit in whatever seat you want, with whatever window configuration suits you best. I don't care. I'm that crazy. What's more, act now and you'll recieve a free mix CD fresh from my iTunes playlist featuring a wide range of musical styles and genres*. You'll also recieve 5 hours of premium chat time on any subject** with none other than yours truly to spend as you see fit. That means you can chat with me for five hours straight, or in five hour periods. I'll even do half-hour and quarter-hour splits. I'm that crazy.
This is not a joke or a scam. Act now by reaching me over msn messenger, livejournal or any other internet portal. CASH CASH CASH!!!
*limited to noise, grime, electro-house, sonic youth or elvis costello
**subjects must not be more current than 1983
That's fifty dollars in cold hard Canadian legal tender for two trips. That's right, Fifty Dollars Guaranteed not to contain coins. Other services offer you scams with post-dated checks and fraudulent credit cards. I guarantee to pay you in cash.
But wait there's more! I can sit in whatever seat you want, with whatever window configuration suits you best. I don't care. I'm that crazy. What's more, act now and you'll recieve a free mix CD fresh from my iTunes playlist featuring a wide range of musical styles and genres*. You'll also recieve 5 hours of premium chat time on any subject** with none other than yours truly to spend as you see fit. That means you can chat with me for five hours straight, or in five hour periods. I'll even do half-hour and quarter-hour splits. I'm that crazy.
This is not a joke or a scam. Act now by reaching me over msn messenger, livejournal or any other internet portal. CASH CASH CASH!!!
*limited to noise, grime, electro-house, sonic youth or elvis costello
**subjects must not be more current than 1983