Survey
(Stolen from knightbusgirl).
Part One - Names
1. Your REAL Name: Leanne
2. What friends call you: Lea, Lea (pronounced differently by Erma), Lannie, Lan, DF, moderately_lea, moonbeams, kayanem
3. What your (ex) boy/girl friend calls you: I don't know ... I haven't seen them in a while.
4. What's a name you once wished you'd rather have?: I don't know. It's not something I've ever thought about.
5. What is/are the ugliest name(s) you can think of?: I would say Gertrude, but thats my great-grandmothers name. So ...
6. What would you name these if you had them as pets?
a. turtle: Jeffery
b. goose: Kettle
c. pirate: Minion
d. a hot guy: Shouldn't he already have a name?
7. If there was a song about you, what would it be called? (untitled)
8. What would you name your kids?: F: Charley, M: Jake
9. What would you name a ship you built?: I already have a ship.
10. If you wrote a book, what would it be called?: Standing in the Rain
Part Two - Have you ever ...
11. Thrown up in public?: Not that I remember.
12. Eaten or drank anything spoiled?: Not that I recall ...
13. Had a rip in your pants you didn't know about?: Not that I know about. What an obscure question.
14. Tripped while checking someone out?: Maybe. *furtive*
15. Had to pay for something you broke?: No! Me and Alice escaped in Iceland, don't worry.
16. Nearly drowned?: Never happened.
17. Passed out?: Nope.
18. Had a crush on somebody NOT single?: Um ...
19. Been stuck in the rain?: Frequently. This is England.
20. Been attacked by an animal?: Nope.
21. Caught people having sex?: Thankfully not.
22. Fallen asleep while driving?: I can't drive. I have fallen asleep in the car.
23. Felt attracted to someone of the same sex?: Not enough to have the "I'm a Lesbian" epiphany.
24. Actually slipped on a banana peel?: No. I don't think that's even possible.
25. Made a wish that came true?: Not that I remember.
Part Three - Complete The Sentence
26. I once had a dream in which ... the Weasley's turned up. It was weird.
27. I'm only racist towards ... absolutely nothing.
29. I'd give anything to have sex with ... Lupin. LUPIN LUPIN LUPIN ... *dies*
30. Nothing sucks more than having to ... do homework.
31. If I had six bucks I'd buy ... nothing. I'd exchange it for REAL MONEY. (ie. £s)
32. It's hot. I should take off ... socks. Open the window.
33. It's always more fun if it's ... with certain people.
34. You can't eat steak without ... nothing. I don't eat steak.
35. You better shut up before I ... cry.
36. Just put it on ... the table.
37. I really like you and everything ... but I think you're actually talking to my friend, aren't you?
38. I'm not who you think I am ... except I am. Sorry.
39. Dude! Where's my ... Lupin?
Part Four - What would you do if ...
40. A dirty old guy at the airport slaps your ass?: Turn round and whack him with my bag. I take all tips from Chaz.
41. You witness somebody about to steal your car?: Meh, it's not my car.
42. You wake up with a billion spiders crawling all over you and your bed?: I would stay absolutely still and scream with my mouth closed and my eyes shut. Or I might just die. Who knows?
43. You farted while giving a persuasive speech in class?: I would never, ever do that.
44. The person you just kissed tells you they have oral herpes?: How irresponsible.
45. A genie lets you have three wishes?: 1. Thinness. 2. My friends to have lifelong happiness. 3. For my family to be financially secure.
46. The government allowed you to choose one thing to be made illegal and one thing to be legalized?: Illegal - university fees. Legal - Driving at 16.
47. Britney Spears was at your front door asking for jumper cables?: I'd ask her what the hell she was talking about. What are jumper cables?
48. You had a time machine?: I'd go back to May 30th and re-do that whole day and do it properly.
49. FOX gave you a half hour show to do whatever you wanted?: Who is giving me this? Why?
Part Five - Would You Rather ... ?
50. Would you rather find the cure for cancer or the cure for AIDS?: What a mean question. If I was intelligent enough to discover the cure for one, I would be able to cure the other also.
51. Would you rather have the power to fly, or the power to teleport?: FLY!
52. Would you rather have the power to see the future, or the power to record your dreams?: See into the future.
53. Would you rather be really skinny, or really fat?: Really skinny.
54. Would you rather be lost in a forest, or stuck in a box?: Stuck in a box. With a book.
55. Would you rather be in a drama movie, or a comedy?: Drama.
56. Would you rather be in a hip hop video or a rock video?: Neither. I would politely turn down the opportunity.
57. Would you rather have your birthday on Christmas Day, or on February 29th?: February 29th - like my cousin Virginia.
58. Would you rather live in the sewer, or in Afghanistan?: Afganistan - they have rugs and dogs and other Afgan related things.
59. Would you rather be in a mental institution or in a penitentiary?: Neither.
60. Would you rather snow board or hang glide?: Snow board, but gently.
61. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate?: I'm already a pirate. I run a cult and deserted my fellow shipmates on a desert island. I couldn't be any more piratey.
Part Six - What's the FIRST thing that comes to your mind when you read the following words?
62. Courage: Gryffindor
63. Driver: Weird Laura is so cool.
64. Yoga: Tuesday!
65. Bakery: Meltham
66. Roach: SHOEBOX
67. Mushrooms: Ewwwwwwwww
68. Sprung: Spring!
69. Exotic: Coconuts.
70. Pythagorean: Rules.
Part Seven - Miscellaneous
71. Construct an acronym for these words. (example: G M S = Give Me Steak )
a. S O L R A C: Spreading Orange Luminous Rubbish Angers Citizens
b. D A N G E R: Deer Are Not Good Eaten Raw (I feel so mean!)
c. C H I N A: Crazy Houses In Northern Amsterdam
d. R P G: Raving Parrot Grannies
72. What is your definition of love?: I don't have one. It's not something definable.
73. List 3 words that are clues to identifying a person you are currently interested in: Taller Than Me
74. Reveal a secret about you that nobody knows of, but type it in acronym form: M R D Y, A I T I W B I D C F I P. Mwha.
75. Close your eyes, turn around, and then open them: Bookcase!
76. Were you too scared to do it?: Not remotely
77. Who or what is your worst enemy?: I don't think I have one. Do I?
78: Who is the last person you kicked?: Unfortunately, it was Mollie ... accidently. She has a habit of walking at my heels up the stairs, and it's hard to avoid her.
79. If you had to be a chess piece, which piece would you be?: Knight! *lances*
80. Name three people you know whose names begin with the last letter of your first name: Emma, Emily and Eram.
81. What's one romantic thing somebody's done for you?: Um ... Loz bought me a rose in Paris?
82. If you had to break one of your bones, which bone would it be?: Preferably none. Or one that doesn't hurt once broken.
Part Eight - What Is Your Counter Argument?
(Example: "You suck." ~~> "And?"
83. "Guys want nothing but action." ~~> You're probably right.
84. "Only idiots watch The Simpsons." ~~> Is this some kind of argument?
85. "Kentucky is way better than Cali." ~~> Um ... maybe.
86. "There's nothing wrong with stealing." ~~> Not in prison.
87. "Alcohol is the answer to ALL your problems." ~~> I don't drink.
88. "You don't need to go to college to be a brain surgeon." ~~> That's nice dear.
89. "Music is stupid." ~~> D'accord.
90. "Your car sucks." ~~> I have a car!?
How does everyone like my new layout? Also updated Kim&Mollie's page with a bunch of new pics.
And HUGE thanks to leptitarsenic for my gmail account - kayanem@gmail.com
Part One - Names
1. Your REAL Name: Leanne
2. What friends call you: Lea, Lea (pronounced differently by Erma), Lannie, Lan, DF, moderately_lea, moonbeams, kayanem
3. What your (ex) boy/girl friend calls you: I don't know ... I haven't seen them in a while.
4. What's a name you once wished you'd rather have?: I don't know. It's not something I've ever thought about.
5. What is/are the ugliest name(s) you can think of?: I would say Gertrude, but thats my great-grandmothers name. So ...
6. What would you name these if you had them as pets?
a. turtle: Jeffery
b. goose: Kettle
c. pirate: Minion
d. a hot guy: Shouldn't he already have a name?
7. If there was a song about you, what would it be called? (untitled)
8. What would you name your kids?: F: Charley, M: Jake
9. What would you name a ship you built?: I already have a ship.
10. If you wrote a book, what would it be called?: Standing in the Rain
Part Two - Have you ever ...
11. Thrown up in public?: Not that I remember.
12. Eaten or drank anything spoiled?: Not that I recall ...
13. Had a rip in your pants you didn't know about?: Not that I know about. What an obscure question.
14. Tripped while checking someone out?: Maybe. *furtive*
15. Had to pay for something you broke?: No! Me and Alice escaped in Iceland, don't worry.
16. Nearly drowned?: Never happened.
17. Passed out?: Nope.
18. Had a crush on somebody NOT single?: Um ...
19. Been stuck in the rain?: Frequently. This is England.
20. Been attacked by an animal?: Nope.
21. Caught people having sex?: Thankfully not.
22. Fallen asleep while driving?: I can't drive. I have fallen asleep in the car.
23. Felt attracted to someone of the same sex?: Not enough to have the "I'm a Lesbian" epiphany.
24. Actually slipped on a banana peel?: No. I don't think that's even possible.
25. Made a wish that came true?: Not that I remember.
Part Three - Complete The Sentence
26. I once had a dream in which ... the Weasley's turned up. It was weird.
27. I'm only racist towards ... absolutely nothing.
29. I'd give anything to have sex with ... Lupin. LUPIN LUPIN LUPIN ... *dies*
30. Nothing sucks more than having to ... do homework.
31. If I had six bucks I'd buy ... nothing. I'd exchange it for REAL MONEY. (ie. £s)
32. It's hot. I should take off ... socks. Open the window.
33. It's always more fun if it's ... with certain people.
34. You can't eat steak without ... nothing. I don't eat steak.
35. You better shut up before I ... cry.
36. Just put it on ... the table.
37. I really like you and everything ... but I think you're actually talking to my friend, aren't you?
38. I'm not who you think I am ... except I am. Sorry.
39. Dude! Where's my ... Lupin?
Part Four - What would you do if ...
40. A dirty old guy at the airport slaps your ass?: Turn round and whack him with my bag. I take all tips from Chaz.
41. You witness somebody about to steal your car?: Meh, it's not my car.
42. You wake up with a billion spiders crawling all over you and your bed?: I would stay absolutely still and scream with my mouth closed and my eyes shut. Or I might just die. Who knows?
43. You farted while giving a persuasive speech in class?: I would never, ever do that.
44. The person you just kissed tells you they have oral herpes?: How irresponsible.
45. A genie lets you have three wishes?: 1. Thinness. 2. My friends to have lifelong happiness. 3. For my family to be financially secure.
46. The government allowed you to choose one thing to be made illegal and one thing to be legalized?: Illegal - university fees. Legal - Driving at 16.
47. Britney Spears was at your front door asking for jumper cables?: I'd ask her what the hell she was talking about. What are jumper cables?
48. You had a time machine?: I'd go back to May 30th and re-do that whole day and do it properly.
49. FOX gave you a half hour show to do whatever you wanted?: Who is giving me this? Why?
Part Five - Would You Rather ... ?
50. Would you rather find the cure for cancer or the cure for AIDS?: What a mean question. If I was intelligent enough to discover the cure for one, I would be able to cure the other also.
51. Would you rather have the power to fly, or the power to teleport?: FLY!
52. Would you rather have the power to see the future, or the power to record your dreams?: See into the future.
53. Would you rather be really skinny, or really fat?: Really skinny.
54. Would you rather be lost in a forest, or stuck in a box?: Stuck in a box. With a book.
55. Would you rather be in a drama movie, or a comedy?: Drama.
56. Would you rather be in a hip hop video or a rock video?: Neither. I would politely turn down the opportunity.
57. Would you rather have your birthday on Christmas Day, or on February 29th?: February 29th - like my cousin Virginia.
58. Would you rather live in the sewer, or in Afghanistan?: Afganistan - they have rugs and dogs and other Afgan related things.
59. Would you rather be in a mental institution or in a penitentiary?: Neither.
60. Would you rather snow board or hang glide?: Snow board, but gently.
61. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate?: I'm already a pirate. I run a cult and deserted my fellow shipmates on a desert island. I couldn't be any more piratey.
Part Six - What's the FIRST thing that comes to your mind when you read the following words?
62. Courage: Gryffindor
63. Driver: Weird Laura is so cool.
64. Yoga: Tuesday!
65. Bakery: Meltham
66. Roach: SHOEBOX
67. Mushrooms: Ewwwwwwwww
68. Sprung: Spring!
69. Exotic: Coconuts.
70. Pythagorean: Rules.
Part Seven - Miscellaneous
71. Construct an acronym for these words. (example: G M S = Give Me Steak )
a. S O L R A C: Spreading Orange Luminous Rubbish Angers Citizens
b. D A N G E R: Deer Are Not Good Eaten Raw (I feel so mean!)
c. C H I N A: Crazy Houses In Northern Amsterdam
d. R P G: Raving Parrot Grannies
72. What is your definition of love?: I don't have one. It's not something definable.
73. List 3 words that are clues to identifying a person you are currently interested in: Taller Than Me
74. Reveal a secret about you that nobody knows of, but type it in acronym form: M R D Y, A I T I W B I D C F I P. Mwha.
75. Close your eyes, turn around, and then open them: Bookcase!
76. Were you too scared to do it?: Not remotely
77. Who or what is your worst enemy?: I don't think I have one. Do I?
78: Who is the last person you kicked?: Unfortunately, it was Mollie ... accidently. She has a habit of walking at my heels up the stairs, and it's hard to avoid her.
79. If you had to be a chess piece, which piece would you be?: Knight! *lances*
80. Name three people you know whose names begin with the last letter of your first name: Emma, Emily and Eram.
81. What's one romantic thing somebody's done for you?: Um ... Loz bought me a rose in Paris?
82. If you had to break one of your bones, which bone would it be?: Preferably none. Or one that doesn't hurt once broken.
Part Eight - What Is Your Counter Argument?
(Example: "You suck." ~~> "And?"
83. "Guys want nothing but action." ~~> You're probably right.
84. "Only idiots watch The Simpsons." ~~> Is this some kind of argument?
85. "Kentucky is way better than Cali." ~~> Um ... maybe.
86. "There's nothing wrong with stealing." ~~> Not in prison.
87. "Alcohol is the answer to ALL your problems." ~~> I don't drink.
88. "You don't need to go to college to be a brain surgeon." ~~> That's nice dear.
89. "Music is stupid." ~~> D'accord.
90. "Your car sucks." ~~> I have a car!?
How does everyone like my new layout? Also updated Kim&Mollie's page with a bunch of new pics.
And HUGE thanks to leptitarsenic for my gmail account - kayanem@gmail.com