You make me so sick. Your entire havoc-inducing, thieving, whoring generation disgusts me.
you guys...when i was 17, i took joey and jeremy to see scream, and i was so scared afterwards that i carried around a screwdriver in the inside pocket of my jacket cuz i was totally convinced joey and jeremy were trying to kill me. and really, the only reason i stopped carrying said screwdriver is cuz our friend billy got drunk and locked himself in the bathroom at the subway downtown, and we were trying to take the door of the hinges when the subway folks caught us and confiscated my screwdriver. assholes. I COULD'VE BEEN MURDERED!
anyways. i watched the first half of that movie tonite, and i totally hate neve campbell, but i totally love liev schreiber, who isn't in that movie enough. if he ever breaks up with that hot australian broad, he should call me. cuz MRAWR!
i haven't slept in like 2 days. i got drunk tonite hoping it would induce sleep. i'm tired as shit, ya'll. but i just cannot fall asleep. i'm going to just have to go crazy and be committed so they'll give me shots that make me sleep. it's my only hope.
vyvyan is in heat again. she's like a little howler monkey. and mr moto just will not take a hint. i'm almost tempted to lock them in a room with some kitty porn. get it, kitty porn? it's a double entendre. bah, what do you know from funny?
also, i was REALLY close to calling dr sue johanson (from oxygen's sunday night sex show) just so i could call her doctor sally. cuz CELLO bitch was on degrassi back when arthur was having wet dreams and i love that show. even though it's gotten hella lame. i for real thought this whole darcy slutty pictures thing would play out nicely, but no...it ended blandly. much like her and spinner's entire relationship.
in surprise top model news, my beloved anchal was booted tonite. as much as i want to make out with her, she really wasn't the greatest of models. but ty-ty loves her diversity, so this really was surprising. with the exception of obviously black eugena and questionable ethnicity jaeda, everyone left is white. amazing.
somebody, please save me from myself.
anyways. i watched the first half of that movie tonite, and i totally hate neve campbell, but i totally love liev schreiber, who isn't in that movie enough. if he ever breaks up with that hot australian broad, he should call me. cuz MRAWR!
i haven't slept in like 2 days. i got drunk tonite hoping it would induce sleep. i'm tired as shit, ya'll. but i just cannot fall asleep. i'm going to just have to go crazy and be committed so they'll give me shots that make me sleep. it's my only hope.
vyvyan is in heat again. she's like a little howler monkey. and mr moto just will not take a hint. i'm almost tempted to lock them in a room with some kitty porn. get it, kitty porn? it's a double entendre. bah, what do you know from funny?
also, i was REALLY close to calling dr sue johanson (from oxygen's sunday night sex show) just so i could call her doctor sally. cuz CELLO bitch was on degrassi back when arthur was having wet dreams and i love that show. even though it's gotten hella lame. i for real thought this whole darcy slutty pictures thing would play out nicely, but no...it ended blandly. much like her and spinner's entire relationship.
in surprise top model news, my beloved anchal was booted tonite. as much as i want to make out with her, she really wasn't the greatest of models. but ty-ty loves her diversity, so this really was surprising. with the exception of obviously black eugena and questionable ethnicity jaeda, everyone left is white. amazing.
somebody, please save me from myself.