Note to Microsoft: DON'T Look into Aviation....
The last thing I need right now is for Bill Gates to have an identity crisis and believe he's Howard god damned Hughes. My Xbox 360 is fucking up.... AGAIN!!! I bought it just before Christmas in 2005... it stopped reading discs around Thanksgiving 2006... had to send it to Fort Worth, TX to get it repaired... got it back before Christmas 2006... and then it starts fucking up again before Valentine's Day 2007. What a timeline huh? You'd think after investing damned near $600 into a console that it would work properly... but here we are.
It started the other day when I was playing NFS:Carbon (I still think Most Wanted is a much better game). You know, I'm rolling around in my virtual black clearcoat Mustang GT with a blue flame scheme... which I've aptly dubbed it it's nickname the "Black Bastard". The cops flick their sirens on thinking they're gonna catch me... me being stereotypically black in the game decides to run from them. This chase goes on for 12 and a half minutes and I've totalled over 40 cars and caused thousands of dollars in property damages and they're sending out police interceptors, making roadblocks, laying spike strips but they're to no avail since they can't catch me... just as I'm in the process of breaking pursuit and hiding... the game freezes on me! I reset it and turn it back on and just do a regular race.... and it freezes again. So I clean out the lens TWICE and then I pop in another game and it freezes in the middle of the game again! What the fuck?!?! Are all the shipments doing this?!?! Or is it just MY defective ass piece of shit! I love the system but how am I supposed to keep supporting it if I have to keep getting a new console every three months?!?!
Also, who decided to change LiveJournal to this gay ass Valentine scheme???
And here's a funny quote from this weekend.
Mike: You got any magnums by any chance, I was gonna stop by the triplets house.
Trav: Magnums??? Me? No.
La Marr: You coulda just lied and said you did but you were out... now he's gonna think you suffer from tweezer dick.
(And more talk about condoms.)
Mike: Yeah man, I think I'm done with using Lifestyles.
Trav: Lifestyles?!?! Man you were using those?!?! They might as well change the name of those to "Surprise! You're a daddy!!!"
La Marr: The name should stick. They call them Lifestyles because they CHANGE your's.
And no Jaka there will be no obligatory PSA regarding annual Steak & Blowjob Day, if niggas don't know about S&B Day after reading my posts for so long up to this point in time.... fuck 'em. I don't see anyone trying to resuscitate Barbaro so don't look at me to try and revive a dead horse. But nonetheless...
HAPPY V-DAY!!!! Ya love-sappy bastards!!!!
It started the other day when I was playing NFS:Carbon (I still think Most Wanted is a much better game). You know, I'm rolling around in my virtual black clearcoat Mustang GT with a blue flame scheme... which I've aptly dubbed it it's nickname the "Black Bastard". The cops flick their sirens on thinking they're gonna catch me... me being stereotypically black in the game decides to run from them. This chase goes on for 12 and a half minutes and I've totalled over 40 cars and caused thousands of dollars in property damages and they're sending out police interceptors, making roadblocks, laying spike strips but they're to no avail since they can't catch me... just as I'm in the process of breaking pursuit and hiding... the game freezes on me! I reset it and turn it back on and just do a regular race.... and it freezes again. So I clean out the lens TWICE and then I pop in another game and it freezes in the middle of the game again! What the fuck?!?! Are all the shipments doing this?!?! Or is it just MY defective ass piece of shit! I love the system but how am I supposed to keep supporting it if I have to keep getting a new console every three months?!?!
Also, who decided to change LiveJournal to this gay ass Valentine scheme???
And here's a funny quote from this weekend.
Mike: You got any magnums by any chance, I was gonna stop by the triplets house.
Trav: Magnums??? Me? No.
La Marr: You coulda just lied and said you did but you were out... now he's gonna think you suffer from tweezer dick.
(And more talk about condoms.)
Mike: Yeah man, I think I'm done with using Lifestyles.
Trav: Lifestyles?!?! Man you were using those?!?! They might as well change the name of those to "Surprise! You're a daddy!!!"
La Marr: The name should stick. They call them Lifestyles because they CHANGE your's.
And no Jaka there will be no obligatory PSA regarding annual Steak & Blowjob Day, if niggas don't know about S&B Day after reading my posts for so long up to this point in time.... fuck 'em. I don't see anyone trying to resuscitate Barbaro so don't look at me to try and revive a dead horse. But nonetheless...
HAPPY V-DAY!!!! Ya love-sappy bastards!!!!