Tech Support: The RPG?
Tech Support: The RPG?
The message I sent those on my IM list:
You are stranded in the Halls of Authentication during a power outage. The system is still up, but you have Golgolmar, the most evil customer ever on the line and he is getting error 691. What do you do?
The responses:
"Attack"
"run north"
"fake a heart attack, hang up and delete the call log"
"roll my save vs sanity"
"hack off your own arms and legs, cast invisbility on yourself and try to slither away out of site undetected"
"I have the evil Golgolmar recreate his dialer"
"I use a portent (CallerID) to track him down, call him on his other line, then hang up both phones."
"Cast magic missle into the darkness!"
"I use my all powerful System File Checker to burn out and rebirth RASAPI32.DLL, PPPMAC.VXD, RNAUI.DLL, and MSVCRT20.DLL as the phones have not lit up for an authentication outage and 691 will often indicate a DUN Authentication File Layer issue."