good quotes of today
Me: It's like this battery thing that never runs out so the light never goes out.
Amber: Well, it's probably like solar power and then that's really gonna help when it goes out when you need it the most like in the middle of someone trying to rape you and then the light goes out and you can't see and you get raped and die.
Me: No, stereotypically theater guys are gay; that's just the stereotype.
Amber: Nuh uh, not in my school, there's only one theater guy who's gay!
Me: Are you sure?
Amber: Yeah, the other one left.
Me: I want to split them into two groups, the savanna animals and the weird animals but I don't know where I should put the donkey and the cow.
Amber: Put the donkey into the savanna animals, that way you can pretend it's an antelope.