intoxication
OH thank heaven, it is the last day of February. Does anyone else absolutely hate this month?? Honestly, I can think of no other month with so little going for it. Blech.
In other news, last night I decided to partake in some liquid revelry, as college students tend to do. One of the few things I remember from the evening is the following anecdote.
I was sitting in Jessica's living room with several other people, when suddenly I became very embarassed. Why? I still don't know. So I did what any embarassed person would do and promptly left the room to sit alone at the kitchen table. Apparently some were concerned and Rebecca came in and asked me why I was sitting alone in the kitchen.
My brilliant retort was a slurred "I was embarassed about something but I can't remember what." Even now, I don't know why I was so embarassed, but obviously it was something big.
From this anecdote arises several possible morals. 1)Don't over-indulge in the liquid enjoyment. But who likes this moral?? 2)Don't be an idiot when cleary inebriated. Again, who would care to follow this one. So I guess the only clear thing to take from this encounter is 3)just don't be embarassed.
In other news, last night I decided to partake in some liquid revelry, as college students tend to do. One of the few things I remember from the evening is the following anecdote.
I was sitting in Jessica's living room with several other people, when suddenly I became very embarassed. Why? I still don't know. So I did what any embarassed person would do and promptly left the room to sit alone at the kitchen table. Apparently some were concerned and Rebecca came in and asked me why I was sitting alone in the kitchen.
My brilliant retort was a slurred "I was embarassed about something but I can't remember what." Even now, I don't know why I was so embarassed, but obviously it was something big.
From this anecdote arises several possible morals. 1)Don't over-indulge in the liquid enjoyment. But who likes this moral?? 2)Don't be an idiot when cleary inebriated. Again, who would care to follow this one. So I guess the only clear thing to take from this encounter is 3)just don't be embarassed.