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Sep 04, 2003 20:20

Yesterday morning I woke up,feeling abnormal acute pain in the area of my heart.
Since that have never ocured before,naturally I was pretty alarmed.

Due to the fact of not having enough money to go to a
nice hospital, I`ve decided to go to a god-forsaken cheap clinic.

After explaining my condition to a questionably-looking doctor, I was sent to a room where they took X-rays.

Waiting for results seemed like hours. Finally they revealed what they found and by all means it was not pretty.

Apparently they said it might of happened at my birth or somewhere along the line of my early years which I can`t consciously recall.But X-rays revealed that instead of my heart there is a Soviet-made turbine!!!!!!! you can even read the label:
Sdelano Vh CCCP , Gorod Murmansk . 1978!
You think that`s funny? Well,go fuck yourself! I have to live with it!

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