What will the third thing be?

[mockduck]

It has been the most ridiculous day ever. Went to a meeting with my manager and a developer, felt slight discomfort in my eye, went back to my desk. Another colleague asked me a question, I turned to answer her, and she looked aghast - a blood vessel had burst in my eye.

Comments

[choptliver]

You know, sometimes bad things just come in twos. One week when I was 15, I broke both my front teeth, and then a few days later was hit by a car. And that was the end of it.

You can stop at two, too.

[aldabra]

I think two teeth and a car crash count as three.

[mockduck]

Ha ha!

[choptliver]

But it was only one hit to the mouth. One incident.

And it wasn't so much a car crash as it was getting hit crossing the street on foot. Leg crash. Bad week.

[mockduck]

Good! I hope I do!