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[ditchinzimbabwe]

My school has some of the most upsetting individuals, ever.  In fact, we have a group called 'Overheard at Miami' because of it.

Today, whilst at a dining hall:
GirlA- Man, I had some great vegan tomato soup yesterday...there's one thing I don't get though.
GirlB- What's that?
GirlA- How do they make it vegan? Soy tomatos?
(I did a double take to see

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[_andshesays]

my grandma wouldn't give me crackers because they were made from wheat. i still, to this day, do not understand what in her brain was making her think that wheat is not vegan! she kept saying, "but the crackers! they have WHEAT! and you are VEGAN!!" and i kept saying, "grandma! wheat is a GRAIN! you know, wheat fields? i like eating wheat. crackers, please." and she wouldn't give me any! and it's not like she hasn't seen a wheat field... she used to live in rural farm areas.

and yeah, i'm tired of people confusing vegan with organic with vegetarian and thinking that every vegan food ever is made out of soy or tofu or something.

[poliphilus]

But don't you see? Vegans only eat tofu! That is what veganism means!

As a devout vegan, I don't even drink normal water. It has to be water extracted from soybeans, so that it has gained the metaphysical property of veganness.

[_andshesays]

well, i only breathe triple filtered oxygen extracted from organic soybeans farmed on land watered with soybean extracted water and owned by the direct descendants of Elsie Shrigley and Donald Watson, founders of the UK vegan society.

[ditchinzimbabwe]

HAHAHAHA

[kince13]

I recently got punched in the face and have a huge cut on my lip that splits when I laugh hard.

This thread caused me a great deal of pain. :-P

Kince.

[glitterberrys]

As a level five vegan, I won't eat anything that casts a shadow.

[vzg]

This made me laugh out loud, partly because "level five" made me think, "You rolled a twenty! You get to eat a whole soy bean!"

[glitterberrys]

I wish I were funny - in truth, I was just paraphrasing The Simpsons.

[vzg]

It's all good. You know where to quote from. ;D

[jo_fitz]

omg that made me lol til I cried!

[fame]

ungh you make me wanna call the vegan hotline to talk to cory

[lokiseinn]

I only eat Vegans.

[chelonianmobile]

"I'm a level five vegan. I won't eat anything that casts a shadow."

Love the Simpsons.

*munches away merrily on pork chop*

[ehartsay]

WINZ XD

[wpschlitz]

You should just drink soy milkshakes then.