What a day!
Today supposed to be a splendid day. In the morning, i managed to get to work without waiting for a single bus. It was a smooth ride to work, in the bus, i met a fellow colleague who mentioned that i seems to have slim down. Another wonderful news.
Next not only upon reaching office, i received news that my VS loot has arrived. What a wonderful day, right?
So I am here happily working, booking ticket for tonight's show. Then lunch time arrived, and i proceed to meet S and R. We went to the canteen located next to the swimming pool. The rice sold was not so fantastic, it is sticky and hard. So i hadnt have much, so i got myself a yogurt drink.
While i was drinking my yogurt, enjoying my VS loot and chatting. A horrid thing happen. A sensation telling me something has hit me on my shoulder. "Hey, be careful gals. Some thing seems to be dropping from above." Iproceed to check what has hit me or what has fallen.
Alas, to my horrid, is a big fat bird shit. BIRD SHIT, OK! What the fuck is this. Bird shit! Shouldnt they ban bird form the canteen. Who design the layout of the canteen! Who maintain the canteen! That bird ought to be shot! My shirt, my white shirt. My hair, my beloved, sweet smelling hair.
Fuck.
Sweet S is very sweet, she helped to clean me up. Thanks babe. Thanks for dirtying your hand for me. Much appreciated. Specially we all know how fucking gross is that stupid bird shit.
If you guys/gals are interested to know what happen to that bird. I have bbq it, and ya, it doesnt have a proper burial. Those who think i am cruel, maybe i am but cant blame me. It shited on me and i am going to make shit out of it.
And sorry R, you have to eat your lunch alone. I think we should have another decent lunch together
Next not only upon reaching office, i received news that my VS loot has arrived. What a wonderful day, right?
So I am here happily working, booking ticket for tonight's show. Then lunch time arrived, and i proceed to meet S and R. We went to the canteen located next to the swimming pool. The rice sold was not so fantastic, it is sticky and hard. So i hadnt have much, so i got myself a yogurt drink.
While i was drinking my yogurt, enjoying my VS loot and chatting. A horrid thing happen. A sensation telling me something has hit me on my shoulder. "Hey, be careful gals. Some thing seems to be dropping from above." Iproceed to check what has hit me or what has fallen.
Alas, to my horrid, is a big fat bird shit. BIRD SHIT, OK! What the fuck is this. Bird shit! Shouldnt they ban bird form the canteen. Who design the layout of the canteen! Who maintain the canteen! That bird ought to be shot! My shirt, my white shirt. My hair, my beloved, sweet smelling hair.
Fuck.
Sweet S is very sweet, she helped to clean me up. Thanks babe. Thanks for dirtying your hand for me. Much appreciated. Specially we all know how fucking gross is that stupid bird shit.
If you guys/gals are interested to know what happen to that bird. I have bbq it, and ya, it doesnt have a proper burial. Those who think i am cruel, maybe i am but cant blame me. It shited on me and i am going to make shit out of it.
And sorry R, you have to eat your lunch alone. I think we should have another decent lunch together