Those Damn Ads!
Took forever, but I found the solution.
So, you make yourself a really annoying ad in flash and set its background to transparent. Then, you grab yourself some div tags and absolute place that bitch wherever the fuck you want. Slap in your content and upload the whole mess to your server. Test it out and you've got a really annoying flash banner that overlays itself over your content!
It's so simple I'm kicking myself for not figuring the shit out sooner.
So, you make yourself a really annoying ad in flash and set its background to transparent. Then, you grab yourself some div tags and absolute place that bitch wherever the fuck you want. Slap in your content and upload the whole mess to your server. Test it out and you've got a really annoying flash banner that overlays itself over your content!
It's so simple I'm kicking myself for not figuring the shit out sooner.