ah no, you didnt offend me. :D the thing i hate most is big chunks of text. and lousy grammar/tense. i'm like, WHY THE HELL CANT THESE PEOPLE LEARN PARAGRAPHING?! /anal. :/ andd also result of singapore school system. this is the way they teach you english, yes ma'am. grah.
somehow, i managed to grasp grammar pretty quickly. :D it's due to all these years of writing and speaking english. :D i mean, i can understand if english's not your first language (it's not yours, is it? yours is german, yes?) but like, sometimes some americans dont really get english right either. :/ like. okay, no bitching. :D i know lj's full of americans. :DD
ooh! :D my first language's english, but i'm required to take a second (mother tongue) language - mandarin for me. :D hehe. :D so i'm pretty much bilingual. :D
Yunho was curled up in one of their large couches, sleeping soundly. >////////////////////< How cuuuuuuute~~ x3
“Good kitty.” His fingers grasped the base of the plug buried deep inside Yunho, pushing it even further into him. Yunho moaned, albeit quietly, Jaejoong’s ministration causing the tip of it to brush his prostate. Jaejoong smiled as his fingers followed the curve of the long auburn cat-like tail affixed to the toy, slightly bushy and soft to touch. Meow~~ =3
“Go upstairs and take a shower. I want you dry and clean, and ready for me to take greatest pleasure in your utter kitty-ness.” :Q________________________ *dies at imagination*
where teacher!dbsk teach in a girls' school AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I want them as teachers too >/////////////////////< *cries in frustration*
“Mr Jung, are you and Mr Kim dating?” With that question, the whole class breaks into girly laughter, whispers and chatter apparent. Yunho can sense the tips of his ears turning a bright red, embarrassment
( ... )
“Sometimes I wonder how the two of you even got together. He’s athletic, you’re not. And he barely knows what an augmented fourth is. You two are worlds apart.”
“Hey,” Yoochun retorts, “The pot’s calling the kettle black. Yunho doesn’t know who Stalin is. You hardly understand logarithms. We’re on the same page.” arguably the best thing i've ever written. smart snark ftw. :DD ... though that's exactly how i talk sometimes. :D
i can speak three! :D four, if you count chinese dialect. :D english, chinese, korean andd cantonese! :D cantonese's a chinese dialect, like people from different parts of china speak different dialects.
like korea. :D you know yunho's gwangju dialect? yep, so every different area in china has dialects too. :D cantonese is from guangdong province in china. :D and even though i'm singaporean, i can speak cantonese cause my grandparents were immigrants from guangdong, china. :D yep. :D
it kinda all sounds the same to people who dont really understand chinese and all, like how we cant differentiate between seoul and gwangju dialect, but yeah. i can go to nanjing or something and be like, i dont understand anything at all! because they all speak nanjing dialect in addition to standard chinese. :D
Wow~ oki let me think ................ I speak German fluently, of course xP, English is okay, a little bit Japanese and I learned Russian and Spanish in school but I can't remember well xDDD
Oooh~ say, do you speak Korean somewhat fluently? Or even better, do you know good about the grammar? I could need that for one of my planned series >///////
hmm, korean? not very fluently, but i have more problem with vocab as compared to grammar/sentence structure. :D so if you just need help with grammar i should be fine. :D oh sureeee, always glad to help. :D
i want to learn spanish and maybe german too! :D hehe. :D or maybe i should learn french, yes. :D bonjour? sap ssari wah yo! :D
Grammar for sentences is what I need ...... you're awesome hun >/////////< You know, I just would need an English sentence in Korean. Hm~ how could I explain? I don't need the signs, just romaji, well that's like I would write English just Korean, but I believe you know what I mean, or?
I think it will be easy sentences o.o Don't want to confuse the poor reader too much xDDD
LOL! I understand nothing in French, except 'bonjour' xDDDD
uhm~ hun? it's sooo much text without breaks @_______@
anyway, hwaiting~ >/////<
*vanishes to read the block of text*
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refresh the page! it'll be much, much better. :D
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I noticed xDD
so~~ and now on to the reading x3
oh~ hope I didn't offend you with babbling about the big text, Mel bb ><"
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Grammar is really something .... cruel =_______=
I don't really like it myself *sighs*
Oooh~ I just read kitty!Yunho =3
Soooo cute >////////////////
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i like kitty!ho! :D it's so cute. :DD
... quotebacks pwease? <3
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Oh, it's German yeah. ^^ I had English for 7/8 years ><"
Ooh~~ will give you quotebacks after I'm done with all stories xDDDD
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YAYY. :DD
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Sometimes I wish that English was my mother tongue, too o.o
Anyway, I like it to speak more than one language xDDD
*hehehehe* Already found some nice ones x3
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Yunho was curled up in one of their large couches, sleeping soundly.
>////////////////////<
How cuuuuuuute~~ x3
“Good kitty.” His fingers grasped the base of the plug buried deep inside Yunho, pushing it even further into him. Yunho moaned, albeit quietly, Jaejoong’s ministration causing the tip of it to brush his prostate. Jaejoong smiled as his fingers followed the curve of the long auburn cat-like tail affixed to the toy, slightly bushy and soft to touch.
Meow~~ =3
“Go upstairs and take a shower. I want you dry and clean, and ready for me to take greatest pleasure in your utter kitty-ness.”
:Q________________________
*dies at imagination*
where teacher!dbsk teach in a girls' school
AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I want them as teachers too >/////////////////////<
*cries in frustration*
“Mr Jung, are you and Mr Kim dating?” With that question, the whole class breaks into girly laughter, whispers and chatter apparent. Yunho can sense the tips of his ears turning a bright red, embarrassment ( ... )
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“Sometimes I wonder how the two of you even got together. He’s athletic, you’re not. And he barely knows what an augmented fourth is. You two are worlds apart.”
“Hey,” Yoochun retorts, “The pot’s calling the kettle black. Yunho doesn’t know who Stalin is. You hardly understand logarithms. We’re on the same page.”
arguably the best thing i've ever written. smart snark ftw. :DD ... though that's exactly how i talk sometimes. :D
i want teacher!dbsk in my school. want. )):
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Oh~ you're good at writing this ^^
Who doesn't want them hun, who doesn't *sighs*
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like korea. :D you know yunho's gwangju dialect? yep, so every different area in china has dialects too. :D cantonese is from guangdong province in china. :D and even though i'm singaporean, i can speak cantonese cause my grandparents were immigrants from guangdong, china. :D yep. :D
it kinda all sounds the same to people who dont really understand chinese and all, like how we cant differentiate between seoul and gwangju dialect, but yeah. i can go to nanjing or something and be like, i dont understand anything at all! because they all speak nanjing dialect in addition to standard chinese. :D
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I speak German fluently, of course xP, English is okay, a little bit Japanese and I learned Russian and Spanish in school but I can't remember well xDDD
Oooh~ say, do you speak Korean somewhat fluently? Or even better, do you know good about the grammar? I could need that for one of my planned series >///////
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i want to learn spanish and maybe german too! :D hehe. :D or maybe i should learn french, yes. :D bonjour? sap ssari wah yo! :D
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You know, I just would need an English sentence in Korean.
Hm~ how could I explain?
I don't need the signs, just romaji, well that's like I would write English just Korean, but I believe you know what I mean, or?
I think it will be easy sentences o.o
Don't want to confuse the poor reader too much xDDD
LOL! I understand nothing in French, except 'bonjour' xDDDD
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