pirates life for me
I am so goin to be a pirate. I have decided. Screw IB. Screw College. I'm going to be a pirate and not have a care in the world.I'm going to have a parrot named paris from portugal that doesn't speak english only french and all she says is "oui oui". I'm going to have a designer pegleg (designed by roberto cavalli my favorite designer). I'm going to wear a pink eye patch on my left eye and have it coordinate with my pegleg. I'm going to have a tiny ship and call it big bertha because the insurance on big ships is sky high. and idk what else so i'm goin to bed.