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Dec 07, 2004 22:33

"Today we salute you, you stressed out college student during exam week. As you sit in your lonely cubical in the library, doped up on starbucks and aderol, you think to yourself, am I ever going to need to know this stuff in life? The distractions are tempting and you have suddenly diagnosed yourself with ADD along with advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage. I'm sure by now you know excatly what everyone is doing because you have checked you buddy list 800 times. Christmas break is just days away, and your prozac prescription will be in tomorrow. So crack open an ice cold bud light after that last exam, because for most of us christmas will be spent in rehab."

haha this makes me laugh, because last week i was convinced that i had ADD
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