I know you feel so beautifully wrong.
RULES:
~ Go to UrbanDictionary.com & type in your answers to the following questions.
~ Post the first definition it gives you.
1.) Your name? Zoë-Anne.
An attractive girl named Zoe
Zoe Anne Louise Doyle
(damn straight!)
2.) Your age? 22.
1) A .22 caliber handgun
2) Any rim that measures 22 inches in size
3) Slang term used for women to let you know they are prostitutes.
1) Don’t tote no 22’s
2) Magnum cost me 22, sat it on them 22’s
3) Lil mama super thick, she say she 22
3.) One of your friends? Eddie.
comes from the word Edward, Eduardo, Edwardo, Edwin. But there are the lucky few who only have the name Eddie. Usually referred to as a guys’ name. Eddies are usually very nice, pretty attractive, love sex, love making people laugh, very smart & usually strive for the hardest things in life. They are the perfect guys to date & have an insane amount of friends.
Becky: OMG guess who I went on a date with last night!!
Sue: Who?!?!?
Becky: Eddie!!
Sue: LUCKYYY
(this does actually sound like my bro.)
4.) What should you be doing right now? Work.
A worldwide slave labour organisation used to control modern man & prevent independant thought from occuring in any form. This is the reason it’s much harder to make anything of yourself working in creative arts, such as acting & singing - the government sees anyone more popular than them as a threat to their power. It is also an ingenious creation to make placebos such as computers & photocopiers look important to our way of life. Some may argue that the workplace is desigend to build character & learn about teamwork...others prefer to think of it as the perfect place to practise your aiming skills as you throw ball after ball of scrunched up paper into the bin in the corner, then make a little competition out of it with fellow colleagues.
You are here to work, not to have fun!
5.) Favourite colour? Black.
1. Darkness, a dark colour, the colour of this text is black.
2. A race - The black race can range from African american to polynesian.
1. I own a black car.
2. A black person stole my car.
6.) Birthplace? Reading.
rich white town in mass dominated by:
-soccer mom's stopping in the middle of traffic to give you information about your own family
-cops who have nothing better to do than find the best places to hide with their radar guns
-the boy's hockey team and football team
-teenagers who buy shitty overpriced pot using their parents money
-golden retrievers
Go Reading Rockets! Oh wow you live in Reading! You must be rich.
(amusing to know the Reading in Massachusettes sounds kinda like some bits of Reading in England.)
7.) Month of your birth? March.
Month in which creative, layed-back, dreamy, cool people were born.
She was born in march so she is creative, layed-back, dreamy and cool.
(totally!)
8.) Last person you talked to? Sadler.
Going to a party, staying sober all night, & not being able to hook up with a drunk girl.
Guy 1: Man, did you see all those shit-faced girls last night?
Guy 2: Yeah they could barely walk! Chuck didn't even drink and couldn't hook up with one!
Guy 1: Yeah he definately pulled a Sadler.
Guy 2: Or he's just gay.
(jokesss! love you, Sadler!)
9.) One of your nicknames? Zo.
Short for one of NBA’s great Centers out of Georgetown Alonzo Mourning.
’Zo was one of the greatest at his position.
10.) What are you going to do now? Mong out.
Based on the often offensively used word mong.
1. To be in a state of unfocussed frenzy.
2. To be in a relaxed & docile state.
1. “Whoa, did you see Nev after 14 bottles of Bud? Biggest, worstest mong out I seen for a while.”
2. “Hey guys, let's get a spliff going & mong out in front of the TV.”
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yes, yes, I know! real update soon. honest.
~ Go to UrbanDictionary.com & type in your answers to the following questions.
~ Post the first definition it gives you.
1.) Your name? Zoë-Anne.
An attractive girl named Zoe
Zoe Anne Louise Doyle
(damn straight!)
2.) Your age? 22.
1) A .22 caliber handgun
2) Any rim that measures 22 inches in size
3) Slang term used for women to let you know they are prostitutes.
1) Don’t tote no 22’s
2) Magnum cost me 22, sat it on them 22’s
3) Lil mama super thick, she say she 22
3.) One of your friends? Eddie.
comes from the word Edward, Eduardo, Edwardo, Edwin. But there are the lucky few who only have the name Eddie. Usually referred to as a guys’ name. Eddies are usually very nice, pretty attractive, love sex, love making people laugh, very smart & usually strive for the hardest things in life. They are the perfect guys to date & have an insane amount of friends.
Becky: OMG guess who I went on a date with last night!!
Sue: Who?!?!?
Becky: Eddie!!
Sue: LUCKYYY
(this does actually sound like my bro.)
4.) What should you be doing right now? Work.
A worldwide slave labour organisation used to control modern man & prevent independant thought from occuring in any form. This is the reason it’s much harder to make anything of yourself working in creative arts, such as acting & singing - the government sees anyone more popular than them as a threat to their power. It is also an ingenious creation to make placebos such as computers & photocopiers look important to our way of life. Some may argue that the workplace is desigend to build character & learn about teamwork...others prefer to think of it as the perfect place to practise your aiming skills as you throw ball after ball of scrunched up paper into the bin in the corner, then make a little competition out of it with fellow colleagues.
You are here to work, not to have fun!
5.) Favourite colour? Black.
1. Darkness, a dark colour, the colour of this text is black.
2. A race - The black race can range from African american to polynesian.
1. I own a black car.
2. A black person stole my car.
6.) Birthplace? Reading.
rich white town in mass dominated by:
-soccer mom's stopping in the middle of traffic to give you information about your own family
-cops who have nothing better to do than find the best places to hide with their radar guns
-the boy's hockey team and football team
-teenagers who buy shitty overpriced pot using their parents money
-golden retrievers
Go Reading Rockets! Oh wow you live in Reading! You must be rich.
(amusing to know the Reading in Massachusettes sounds kinda like some bits of Reading in England.)
7.) Month of your birth? March.
Month in which creative, layed-back, dreamy, cool people were born.
She was born in march so she is creative, layed-back, dreamy and cool.
(totally!)
8.) Last person you talked to? Sadler.
Going to a party, staying sober all night, & not being able to hook up with a drunk girl.
Guy 1: Man, did you see all those shit-faced girls last night?
Guy 2: Yeah they could barely walk! Chuck didn't even drink and couldn't hook up with one!
Guy 1: Yeah he definately pulled a Sadler.
Guy 2: Or he's just gay.
(jokesss! love you, Sadler!)
9.) One of your nicknames? Zo.
Short for one of NBA’s great Centers out of Georgetown Alonzo Mourning.
’Zo was one of the greatest at his position.
10.) What are you going to do now? Mong out.
Based on the often offensively used word mong.
1. To be in a state of unfocussed frenzy.
2. To be in a relaxed & docile state.
1. “Whoa, did you see Nev after 14 bottles of Bud? Biggest, worstest mong out I seen for a while.”
2. “Hey guys, let's get a spliff going & mong out in front of the TV.”
...
yes, yes, I know! real update soon. honest.