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1. The Beatles rock my world.
2. Actually, a lot of classic rock bands rock my world.
3. It takes me a really long while to get to sleep.
4. I’m a personality quiz fiend.
5. I am & have always been a night owl.
6. I love reading Sarah Dessen books.
7. My earphones are in my ears practically 24/7.
8. I am an only child & that’s not because of any death. (Sort of)
9. I hate school & everything else connected to it. (I did when I was at school, but university isn’t so bad)
10. I’ve never been in any romantic relationship.
11. I have a lot of favourite names.
12. & I plan to use those names on my kids. (IF I have any)
13. I’m reading a comic book right now.
14. I’m listening to music right now.
15. I memorise lyrics really easily.
16. But memorising stuff for school isn’t easy at all.
17. Math is my worst enemy.
18. I love bolding surveys. Nice & easy.
19. I pick Guitar Hero over Rock Band. (I’ve never played Guitar Hero but we were playing Rock Band 2 at a friend’s house & it was awesome!)
20. I’m afraid of heights.
21. & spiders.
22. Actually any disgusting insect.
23. I really don’t mind being all alone.
24. I talk to myself.
25. My favourite animal: zebras.
26. I know that there’s such a thing as a Supersaurus.
27. Dinosaurs fascinate me.
28. English class is love.
29. I know how to make layouts.
30. But I’m way too lazy.
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I have a step or half sibling.
I have velvet pants.
I have a T-shirt from a museum exhibit.
I’ve been to Dunkin’ Donuts before.
I’ve been on the Subway. (In New York!)
I usually get movies from the library.
I’m scared of heights.
I should be asleep right now.
I have something that smells like mint.
I have spare batteries.
My speakers are off right now.
My computer is in my bedroom.
I only have one blanket on my bed.
I own or have owned a teddy bear.
I’ve memorised Bohemian Rhapsody. (Even better - I used to be able to play it on the piano!)
I’ve played Runescape.
I like to make lists.
I’ve listened to The Beach Boys.
I am very flexible. (Not VERY but I do kickboxing so I guess I’ve got to be a little flexible)
In bookstores, I walk around with my head tilted sideways.
I’m wearing a hoodie.
I know a lot of weird facts.
I’ve watched A Nightmare on Elm Street before.
I know what pallpion means in English. (I know what papillon means...)
Sufjan Stevens makes me happy.
I wish my nose was smaller.
Who lives in North Dakota, anyway?
I like to eat goldfish.
I get at least three e-mails per day.
I smile a lot.
I use “however” instead of “but” when writing an essay. (OF COURSE!)
I’ve seen The Breakfast Club.
I’ve had a burping contest with someone.
& I won the contest.
I like sharing books with my friends.
I usually recognise the poets my English teacher talks about.
A stranger has given me a high five for no reason.
I’ve been to a Harry Potter book release party.
I usually need to be reminded to eat. (I used to, back in the day...)
I have tiny hands.
I like to look for shapes in the plaster on my ceiling.
I prefer pencils to pens. (Biros are the way forward)
I write on my hands when I need to remember something.
I’ve been to a roller skating rink.
I own a piece of clothing that is rainbow patterned.
I own a piece of clothing with skulls on it.
I am extremely patient. (Nowadays)
I wish I could dance well
I’ve been to an ice skating rink.
I have a lot of trouble falling asleep at night.
I’ve been on the high honor roll.
I have a purse with flowers on it.
I love to people watch.
I’ve written an acrostic poem.
I have bad posture.
I’ve fallen asleep in class. (I have hypoglycaemia so it happens all the time)
I am very easily embarrassed.
I liked to make up stories when I was a kid.
Whenever I ride my bike, I’m tempted to start singing Bicycle Race.
I take prescription creams/face washes/pills for acne.
I drink milk daily. (Does cereal count?)
I’ve been told I act like I’m on drugs. (It was probably because I was actually on drugs)
I’ve been told I look like I’m on drugs. (Ditto above)
I have my hair up in a bun.
I own something Beatles-related.
I don’t use the caps lock key often.
I have very strong opinions.
I love to eat grinders.
I don’t call long sandwiches grinders.
Teachers have asked me if I’m depressed. (Back in the day!)
More than once.
I don’t care what you think of me.
I have a toothache.
Wonderwall is my “I like someone” song.
There’s a book beside or on my bed.
I hate innuendo.
I really admire improvisational comedians. (Eddie Izzard ♥)
I don’t like gym class. (I’m much more sporty now than I was in school)
I am going to do better this school year.
I don’t use the word fag. Ever.
I’ve been told I have a beautiful singing voice.
I can read Shakespeare without translations.
I adore English class.
I know what the Kisney Scale is.
I read more than one book at a time.
I love places that sell dollar-a-cup coffee.
The Magic School Bus taught me a lot.
I liked to dance on the kitchen table as a kid.
I’ve lived with a relative for more than a year.
I hate sharing a bed.
I cried a lot as a kid.
My friends have excellent taste in music.
I know what I want to be when I grow up.
Antidisestablishmentarianism!
I like to drink Coke Zero.
I watched The Labyrinth only because David Bowie was in it. (I had no idea who David Bowie was when I was a kid but I LOVE THAT FILM!!!)
I bite my nails a lot. (I used to but I am happy to say that I do not any longer)
I’ve been to a music festival. (I have been to LOADS)
I’ve gotten a sunburn before.
& it bled. Ew.
I hate the noise vacuums make.
I prefer showers to baths.
Jeffree Starr is way overrated.
I don’t like my mousepad. (I don’t own one)
I love people who look classy. (I’m more jealous of them... bitches)
My nail polish is chipped.
I’m going to read a book today. (I have to read SIX for next semester)
My mattress is on the floor.
I am an insomniac.
Cabaret punk is love.
I have a DVD I want to watch.
I’m a really picky eater. (I’m on a diet so, yes)
I take Ibuprofen a lot.
I tan very easily.
The sun is shining right now.
I love yellow jello.
I’ve made popsicles with an ice cube tray, juice & toothpicks.
& I called them ghetto pops.
I’ve never met my neighbours.
I’ve drawn on the street with chalk.
I’ve been in a tree house.
Tyre swings are really fun.
I love abandoned places.
I have a plastic bag near me.
I only watch TV when I’m really bored.
I can’t wait to graduate.
I’ve pulled an all-nighter so I would be really tired the next night.
I really hate needles. (Although I have 10 tattoos... go figure!)
I get along with my parents.
My font on AIM is tiny.
I don’t use AIM.
I fall in love with songs that have beautiful lyrics.
I listen to anti-folk.
I have no idea what anti-folk is.
I like to blow bubbles.
I’ve won a hula hooping contest before.
I’ve almost drowned.
I’ve choked on something.
I’ve taken a First Aid course.
One of my friends is in a different state right now.
I’ve been to Chicago.
I really like mohawks, but I would never get one.
I am always warm.
I have some weird eating habits.
I like to spin in desk chairs.
I have a beta fish.
I have big lips.
Tape is way better than glue.
I like stickers.
I’ve worn black jelly bracelets before.
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1. I hate when survey makers purposely skip numbers & ask “What happened to question __?!”
2. I’m currently breaking out.
3. There’s an upcoming school dance. (Not until Summer Ball in June!)
4. & I’m going to it.
5. Nah, dances aren’t my thing.
6. I love the new show, The City.
7. Whitney’s so sweet!
8. Something on my lower body currently hurts.
9. I’m fine with the way my nose is. I would never get plastic surgery on it.
10. I’m wearing a headband right now.
11. There’s someone on Xanga that really gets on my nerves.
12. I love it when people on Xanga comment me, talking about random things.
13. I have a paper due tomorrow. (No, but I do have one due in next Friday, & two exams next week too)
14. ... That I haven’t started yet.
15. I have said “I love you” to someone other than family & meant it.
16. & they said “I love you” back.
17. I really don’t know what I’d do if someone didn’t say “I love you” back to me. I’d feel really hurt. (Thankfully that has never happened to me properly, but experience has taught me never to say ILU first just in case! ;))
18. I never take life too seriously.
19. I’m on a laptop right now.
20. I’m planning on going shopping soon.
21. I think that Olivia from The City kind of looks like Lauren Conrad. (I have never heard of this programme)
22. No way, she definitely doesn’t!
23. I wouldn’t mind living in the “country” part of New York.
24. Heels are my best friend.
25. I love America’s Best Dance Crew.
26. There is currently an animal in the room.
27. That animal is a dog.
28. I’m having déjà vu at the moment.
29. I don’t belive in déjà vu.
30. Scientists say that when people have déjà vu it’s really when their brain freezes, like a computer, & they just think that they’ve experienced the situation before.
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Bold the things you hate, italicise the things you do, bold & italicise the things that you are hypocritical of.
People who gamble.
People who smoke.
People who drink. (People who drink to EXCESS, yes)
People who do drugs. (I try not to be hypocritical about it though - I don’t do drugs anymore, BTW!)
People who are always optimistic.
People who are always pessimistic.
People who quote a lot of things.
People who break promises.
Liars.
Overly truthful people. (Some people need to learn TACT)
People who are talented at everything. (It takes some of us a long time to master things!)
The stereotypical starving artists.
Nerds.
Geeks.
Know-it-alls.
People who have no opinion.
People who have too much of an opinion.
People who are overly competitive.
People who are better than you at something.
Exes. (Maybe some...)
Mean people.
Bitter people.
Old people.
Young people.
People in general.
Babies. (I’m more scared of breaking them)
Children.
Overly nice people.
Innocent people.
Perverts.
Homophobic people.
Homosexuals.
Heterosexuals.
People who believe in love. (Maybe those really soppy fuckers)
People who are really pretty. (Only those that really KNOW they are)
People who are really handsome. (Ditto)
People who are easily jealous.
Overprotective people.
People who can speak foreign languages.
People who speak foreign languages in front of you, like you know what they’re talking about.
Backstabbers.
Whores.
Cheaters.
Bitches.
Bastards.
People who call you names.
Bullies.
People who talk behind your back. (Oh EVERYONE does it!)
People who go out with your ex. (Only if they’re really close friends, otherwise I could not care less)
People who you think are ugly.
People who judge by first appearance.
People who believe in marriage.
People who get dates easily.
Racists.
People who don’t express themselves.
People who are good at what you’re good at.
Perfectionists.
Neat freaks.
Anti-neat freaks. (Untidiness does get on my nerves a little bit)
Indie kids.
Scene kids. (You are not as HXC as you think, fucker, get over yourself!)
Punk kids.
Emo kids.
Goth kids.
Preps.
Jocks. (The stereotypical ones - people who do sport don’t generally bother me)
People who label other people.
Your opponents.
People who can’t get names right.
People who have a strange sense of hilarity.
People who laugh at everything.
People who have bad breath.
Models.
Singers.
People who like Disney idols.
People who listen to foreign music.
Actors.
Actresses.
Overly dramatic people.
Overly comedic people.
People who cry easily.
People who have diseases.
People who go to your old school. (Except my friends)
People who have large imaginations.
People who have small imaginations.
People who pretend to be somebody’s friend.
People who feel bad for everything.
People who feel bad for nothing.
People who laugh during serious times. (Although sometimes it is needed)
People who don’t laugh at all.
Sci-fi geeks.
People who think they know everything about technology.
People who can’t hate anything.
People who live in their own little worlds.
People who throw surprise parties.
People who like fruit.
Vegetarians.
Meatatarians.
Carnivores.
Omnivores.
People who like dinosaurs.
People who spell things weird, like dinniesaurs.
People who are obsessed with a certain culture (that isn’t their own).
Gothic lolita people.
People who want to be cute but turn out as creepy.
Romantics. (It’s nice sometimes!)
In-laws. (All in-laws are shite)
Neighbours. (Nosey ones)
People who make you feel awkward.
People who hate everyone.
Sexists.
People who think music is life because they listen to it a lot.
People who wear makeup.
People who wear really tight clothes.
Government-related officials.
Teachers.
People who only hang out with people of the same race.
People who are overly diverse.
Braggers.
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House is an amazing TV show.
I want to become a paediatrician when I grow up.
Blue eyes are the best.
I cannot walk in heels.
Nutcrackers are creepy.
Could Fergie possibly be more annoying?
Law & Order is better than CSI. (They are both awesome)
Spider-pig was the best part of The Simpson’s Movie.
Breakfast is my favourite meal of the day. (Brunch is the best!)
I have never lived in an apartment before.
I like Florida more than California.
Jake Gyllenhaal is so hot!
I would never, ever go skydiving.
I want to go to Italy more than anything.
I learned how to drive a stick shift.
Britney Spears & her little sister are dumb as fuck.
My iPod is my most used possession.
I burn incense... & it is not to cover up the smell of pot! (I used to... & it was to cover up pot sometimes!)
The background of my computer is a collage I made.
Flavour Flav is hilarious. (Who?)
I hate the snow.
My veins in my arms stick out.
I’ve had an x-ray done before.
We should really cut down on our Styrofoam use as a nation.
I would never walk under a ladder, I mean, it’s bad luck!
Smile Like You Mean It is my favourite song by The Killers.
I rarely shave my legs in the winter.
Chocolate fountains are way cool.
Good lord, I hate country music.
I have built a birdhouse before.
I admit it, I am a Starbuck’s addict.
I love freckles.
Tequila is my liquor of choice. (YUCK!!!)
I loathe doing my laundry.
Oops, I have parked in front of a fire hydrant before.
I have a sports jersey.
I love Andrew McMahon!
Fishing is cruel. (Not catch & release fishing)
The Discovery Channel is definitely my favourite.
I couldn’t give a shit about Paris Hilton.
The sight of blood makes me feel queasy.
I have been on TV before.
I am a god awful speller.
When I eat Skittles or M&M’s I organise them into groups by colour.
Boy, my grades are shitty right now.
I love wearing headbands, they are so cute.
I never leave my house without make up. (I have... rarely)
I like curly fries more than normal french fries.
Beards are pretty hot, I’m not going to lie. (Stubble maybe, beards... no, thank you)
Okay, UFC fighting is pretty cool.
I want to make out with someone, like, now.
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I hate when I squeeze lotion out of its bottle & a dry piece of it comes out. It’s gross!
I have a DVR & I absolutely LOVE it.
I’ve been to the movies in the past week.
I only live with one of my parents.
I want to play with a newborn right now! They’re too cute.
I love watching Rob & Big.
I wish I had a British accent. (I HAVE a British accent :D)
My house has two floors.
My bedroom is on the first floor.
I’m listening to Pearl Jam right now.
I know why the members of Pearl Jam named their band that.
I plan on watching a movie later tonight.
I’m going out of town within the next week.
I’ve been to St. Louis before & I love it there.
I’ve been to Six Flags.
I only rode one ride there.
I’ve been to a giant water park before & it was amazing.
My favourite memory was a time during vacation. (I actually don’t know what my fave memory is)
I need to buy more shoes.
& some new jeans wouldn’t hurt either.
I wish I had a pet snake (that isn’t poisonous, of course).
I have a movie from the video store that’s due back soon.
I’ve used a facial cleansing mask before.
I have bed pants with cartoon characters on them.
I have a favourite number just so I can have an answer when surveys ask.
It’s weird how almost every sentence of this survey has started with an ‘I’.
I have gotten something for free in the past few days.
I feel like a loser sometimes, haha.
Asian people are so gorgeous!
I wish dinosaurs were real & not a threat to society.
I’d so get one as a pet.
I never wink at people. It’s so awkward.
I never blow kisses to people either.
I have “fat days”. (LOADS)
I’m on my period right now.
I don’t like anything on my cheeseburger except... well, cheese.
I actually love when movies make me cry.
Dave Grohl is a God.
I got a 100% on my driver’s license test.
But I can’t parallel park too well.
My car isn’t working.
I’ve broken a bed by jumping on it before.
I wish I had a bunk bed.
I can sew pretty darn well.
I’m sitting in a recliner.
When I curl my hair, the curls tend to fall out after only a few minutes.
My hair is naturally straight & apparently doesn’t want to be anything BUT straight.
I wish I had more pets.
I didn’t make a New Year’s resolution.
I’ve been to a parade before.
It’d be so cool to be able to breathe underwater.
It’s very sad what happened to John Travolta’s son.
Actually, it’s very sad when something like that happens to anyone.
If I had a child & he/she died, I really don’t know how I’d handle it.
I have so much love for my future children & they’re not even here yet!
That’s creepy...
My Internet connection sucks.
I hope everyone has a lovely night.
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1. When I pick up a new CD, I read the notes about the band inside.
2. When I pick up a new CD, I look at the cover design.
3. I’d rather figure out a math problem than write a poem.
4. I’d rather paint a picture than complete a science experiment.
5. If I fight with a friend, I write about it in my diary to figure it out.
6. If I fight with a friend, I do something that makes me feel better--like eat my favorite food.
7. My room is usually neat.
8. My room is usually a disaster area.
9. I like playing team sports like basketball & baseball.
10. I dig solo sports like running or biking.
11. When I write a paper, I outline what I want to write, then start writing.
12. When I write a paper, I just start writing & see what happens.
13. I wear whatever is in style & follow trends.
14. I wear whatever I feel like wearing at the time.
15. I listen to cool, new bands & whatever is on the popular radio station.
16. I listen to older music or whatever I’m in the mood for.
17. When I meet new people, I remember their names.
18. When I meet new people, I remember what they’re wearing.
19. I like being organised & planning ahead.
20. I like going with the flow & doing whatever seems like fun.
21. I’m usually on time.
22. I’m usually late.
23. I make my bed almost everyday.
24. I make my bed when I feel like it.
25. When I listen to music I like, I sing along.
26. When I listen to music I like, I move with the beat.
27. I usually organise parties or the things I do with my friends.
28. I usually go along with whatever someone else has planned.
29. If I had/have a diary, I’d write in it every night.
30. If I had/have a diary, I’d write when I felt like it.
31. I remember all my friend’s birthdays.
32. I remember all my friend’s favourite colours.
33. When I watch TV, I find out what’s on, then decide what to watch.
34. When I watch TV, I channel surf until I find something I like.
35. My class notebooks are colour coded & neat.
36. My class notebooks are part doodle pad, part notes.
37. My clothes are mostly solid colours or outfits that are one print.
38. My clothes are a mixture of colour, prints, & styles.
39. I eat healthy food because it’s good for me.
40. I eat some healthy food, some junk food--just depends on my mood.
41. When I exercise, I have a set routine I follow.
42. When I exercise, I usually work on whatever feels flabby.
43. If I had a bad hair day, I’d wear a hat or a ponytail.
44. If I had a bad hair day, I’d point it out to my friends.
45. My friends think I’m a little neurotic.
46. My friends think I’m a little scatterbrained.
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1. I have five siblings.
2. English is not my mother tongue.
3. I love black liquorice a lot.
4. I love my boyfriend very much, he’s my best friend.
5. I don’t hate anything, or anyone.
6. I eat weird food combos very often.
7. Autumn is my favourite season. (& Spring)
8. I don’t like poetry at all.
9. I don’t understand most metaphors.
10. I watch hockey, & I’m very loyal to one team in particular.
11. I wish I spoke Finnish.
12. Marco Hietala’s my favourite vocalist.
13. This year is my last year of high school.
14. I think that it’s sexy when men have big noses & hands, and it has nothing to do with THE MYTH.
15. CSI is my favourite show. (No, but it is good)
16. I’m a history nerd.
17. I love to read about the Holocaust.
18. I don’t trust people easily at all.
19. I have a Neopets account, & login daily.
20. My favourite colours are green & purple.
21. My favourite drink is water.
22. Halloween is my favourite holiday.
23. I kinda dislike bolding surveys, because I can never bold & not explain. (rofl)
24. I dislike Spanish.
25. I love to talk about Canadian politics.
26. I’m very pale, & don’t tan even though I spend the summer outside.
27. I don’t miss the past at all.
28. I walk very fast, especially when I’m alone.
29. My sex drive is very high. (Meh, sometimes...)
30. I dislike psychology.
31. I want to go to University in my own city. (I go to university quite near to where my home is)
32. I’m a fan of the metro, I take it almost every day & don’t want to imagine my life without it.
33. I dislike cigarettes.
34. I get scared very very very easily.
35. I don’t mind if you people use this as a bolding survey, but you might want to know it’s not this thing’s original purpose. :P
36. I overuse smileys.
37. I give nicknames to everyone.
38. I love tomatoes & broccoli a lot.
39. I feel like a failure when I get a mark lower than 85%, & even that looks lousy to me.
40. I dislike seafood, ew.
41. I want to work at a DVD rental club until I can get an actual job.
42. I haven’t drank milk in years.
43. My skin’s dry, I have to apply face cream at least twice a day.
44. I use sunscreen religiously during the summer, & quite often I have some in my face during other seasons.
45. I don’t really wear make-up.
46. I dislike it when people use ‘am’ & ‘pm’. There are 24 hours in a day, so there’s no point.
47. I associate textures with tastes. For example, sand = peanut butter.
48. I never drink less than 2L of water every day.
49. I want to be either a translator or an anthropologist. (That would be pretty awesome...)
50. Biology & physics interest me very much.
51. I love history & languages better though.
52. I dislike numbers that can’t be divided by 4. They’re horrible numbers.
53. I can stand even numbers, they’re not optimal though.
54. When I’m interested in something, it’s usually pretty intense. I read about it until I feel I know enough.
55. I like to talk about very specific things, for example, the politic structure of the NSDAP.
56. I like to sleep against a wall.
57. I don’t like pasta as much as I like the sauce.
58. My vocabulary in French is actually very impressive.
59. Nonverbal cues are hard for me to pick off, my friends know better than to rely on that.
60. I love to write with blue & black pens.
61. I tend to memorise useless stuff, for example, I remember every car number plate my parents have ever had.
62. I love the rain.
63. I love the snow.
64. I enjoy taking walks.
65. I’m not able to ride a bike.
66. I’m an atheist.
67. I love folk music.
68. I think that smells are fascinating. I can’t explain, it’d take a lot of space.
69. I love to read.
70. I like shoes.
71. I hate shopping.
72. I dislike high-pitched noises.
73. The only “screaming” band I like is Children of Bodom.
74. I think that it’s gross when girls don’t shave.
75. I don’t like political correctness.
76. I’m a huge LotR fan. (More moderate)
77. I dislike how my stepfather smokes in the house, & encourages my mother to follow his example.
78. I always wonder about the bubble gum flavour’s origins.
79. I can’t pronounce the word “intimidated”. I always end up screwing up.
80. I’m on Alesse.
81. I’ve never been on a plane.
82. I have lots of respect for soldiers, & it upsets me every time someone bashes the army. (My brother is a soldier & my parents were in the Army, too)
83. My favourite Pokémon is Charizard.
84. My orthodentist made me go to his office for 2 years after my braces were taken off, I’m happy I never have to go there again.
85. I miss my boyfriend, I want to talk to him. Or be with him. You know.
86. I love picturing things in my mind, & usually, said pictures are very strong & precise. (That’s an autistic trait)
87. I’ve had a uniform for years now, I don’t know what I’ll do next year haha.
88. I ‘haha’ too often.
89. I have a very strict routine when it comes to my skin.
90. I don’t find a tan attractive at all, on either gender.
91. 2-1 Flyers with less than half a period to play, I’m scared.
92. I love fashion magazines.
93. I think I’d get along with maybe 10 of the people I’m subscribed to.
94. I think women should do more chores than men. I don’t look down on girls who don’t, but I wouldn’t be comfortable knowing my boyfriend’s doing as much housework as I. I can’t explain it.
95. I love parmesan & feta. (I only love feta)
96. I love kids.
97. I do weird name associations. For example, Jessica makes me think of dough with butter, brown sugar & cinnamon.
98. My bed is amazingly comfortable.
99. Final score : 2-1 Flyers. FUCK.
100. I started this survey with something about Jazz, ending it the same way. So here : I feel very lucky to be with my boyfriend, he’s absolutely perfect for/to me.
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I’ve stuck my finger in a cake
I’ve lost something valuable
I’ve skipped school because I had nothing to wear
I’ve farted or burped in front of my crush
I’ve tried weed because my friends told me to
I’ve done something extreme
I’ve been tested for HIV
I’ve double dipped (There are a couple of meanings to that, but I’ve done both!)
I’ve crushed a bug with my finger
I’ve had head lice
I’ve taken a shower then put on the same clothes I was wearing before the shower
I’ve had my hair cornrowed
I’ve answered a question with a line from a movie
I’ve spun in a circle, & fell from being so dizzy
I’ve gone to school in my pyjamas on pyjama day
I’ve thrown a surprise party
I’ve auditioned for a talent show
I’ve masturbated
I’ve read a book with more than 500 pages
I’ve gotten lost in the woods
I’ve had a third degree burn
I’ve thrown up after a meal
I’ve taken a pregnancy test
I’ve voted for someone on American Idol
I’ve been kicked out of somewhere
I’ve changed a rule
I’ve broken the law
I’ve walked out of class
I’ve peed my pants
I’ve gotten diahorrea at school
I’ve gone to sit down & the chair wasn’t there
I’ve copied & pasted something from the Internet for an essay
I’ve served Thanksgiving/Christmas dinner to the homeless
I’ve woken up during surgery
I’ve eaten a bug because I heard it was good for me
I’ve locked myself out of the house
I’ve broken into someone’s house
I’ve rubbed wounds with someone else because I saw it on My Girl
I’ve leaned with it, & rocked with it
* * *
I’ve seen someone naked before.
I can play Poker.
I’m a junior.
I’m 19.
I wear baggy clothes.
I’m daring.
I’ve been in a relationship for over a year before.
I can juggle.
I believe in fate. (Sort of)
I love quotes.
I have a Bebo.
I failed trig.
I hate calendars.
I brush my teeth daily.
I never wear perfume.
I have a cordless phone.
Xanga is old.
They need to come up with something cooler than MySpace.
I can’t draw a heart.
I hate the taste of mint.
My favorite colour is black.
I’m Hispanic. (Quarter :))
I’m bilingual.
I’m from Oregon.
I’ve never been to Arizona.
I love palm trees.
I make straight F’s.
Spring is my favourite season.
I’m religious.
I’m kinky. (Sometimes)
I want to visit Antarctica.
I have 4 tattoos. (I have 10!)
I ride the bus to school.
I clean my room.
My middle name starts with the letter B. (No, but my last name does)
I’m scared of roller coasters.
I want to become a doctor.
I’ve milked a cow before.
My hero is a celebrity.
I prefer working alone.
I’ve dated someone named Jordan.
Guitar Hero is awesome.
I want to become the President.
I have no life.
I hate softball.
Skunk smell doesn’t bother me.
I love Sprite.
I eat religiously at McDonald’s. (Gross)
I’ve been in the St. Louis Archway.
I can run a mile in under 10 minutes.
I love sledding.
* * *
You love Lord of the Rings
You are not wearing any shoes
You are wearing PJs
You are on a laptop
You recently went swimming (No, but roll on Friday!)
You have done nothing today but sit on the computer
You ENJOY doing nothing but sitting on the computer
It is summer vacation
You are bored as crap
You plan on seeing a movie tonight
You are aware that there is a midget with a knife sitting in the corner, staring at you
You just looked in the corner to see if there actually WAS a midget
You are now freaked out
You are aware that I lied about the midget
You are home alone
It is morning
It is nighttime
You love Spongebob
You have a dog
You think Paris & Nicole should forgive each other (Personally, I think they should STAB each other)
You often end your sentences with the word “sike”
You are in love
You wish you had a boyfriend/girlfriend
You are going to the beach soon
You have one very best friend
You have lots of friends
You are wicked awesome
I am wicked awesome
It is 4:30 PM
You wish you were a blonde
You dye your hair frequently
You hate school
You use school as an excuse to hang out with your friends
* * *
01. I am a dreamer.
02. I want to be a footnote in a book someday.
03. I am not colourblind.
04. Kurt Cobain is quite possibly the only person whose corpse I would seriously consider having sex with. I think I’d actually do it, quite honestly.
05. I have seen snow before.
06. I always forget when I am cooking & start kitchen catastrophies.
07. I don’t like men, but I don’t like women either.
08. I have never had a girlfriend, but I would like to someday.
09. I feel like I was born in the wrong time period.
10. I want to live in a downtown studio apartment, but I also want a house with a wrap-around porch.
11. I have the black thumb of death when it comes to plants &/or small pets.
12. Sometimes, I talk to myself.
13. If any small, sharp, pain inducing object is on the floor/ground, my foot will find it.
14. I love to be barefoot.
15. Some music makes me sad. & I like it.
16. I love giving gifts to people, even if it’s not a special day.
17. I want to be a revolution all by myself.
18. I don’t know what I want to be. I am torn between music journalist, record store owner, or human rights lawyer. (I sometimes feel this way!)
19. I have never seen The Godfather or Pulp Fiction. (I have seen Pulp Fiction but not the other one)
20. I like getting things in the mail.
21. I’d be ashamed if I were ever First Lady--why not just go for the gold?
22. I pretend that everything is okay to protect the ones I love.
23. I am anal about my feet & hands--I like for them to always be clean. If they are dirty, I feel gross until I get to a sink.
24. I procrastinate. A lot.
25. I have trouble not singing to songs I know. Even if I hate them.
26. I am happier as an atheist than I ever was as a Christian.
27. My whole family thinks I am just going through a phase.
28. I love to take pictures, even though I don’t get to do it as much as I’d like.
29. I sometimes get jealous.
30. I am a lot more bisexual than I will ever admit to most people.
31. My parents are divorced. & I’m glad. (I used to want them to get a divorce but they are kind of going to be seperated when Mum moves to Saudi anyway)
32. I’m a packrat. I never throw anything out.
33. Going to the beach during a hurricane & a really good concert are my chosen religious experiences.
34. I need a vacation from myself.
35. I speak only English fluently, & that makes me sad.
36. I’m a desperate insomniac.
37. I’m a music snob, & this doesn’t bother me.
38. I love candle-light.
39. When I was really little, I asked my mom if I could marry my dad. She said no, & I was mad.
40. I don’t like makeup, but I like the way my cheeks get flushed after being out in the snow, or the slight red I get when I have a mild sunburn on my face.
41. I am addicted to 24. (I’m not but I do love Kiefer Sutherland)
42. I take really, really, really long baths; I read whole books in one bath. People used to worry about me, so I started putting up signs. Now that I’m in college, nobody really notices.
43. I think I have the capacity for alcoholism.
44. If I ever got jury duty, I would be ecstatic. I think it sounds like such fun.
45. Money is very important to me.
46. I have a lot of issues with my family. Especially my mother.
47. I am the oldest child.
48. I have a great boyfriend & still wonder about the possibilities. (Yes, this was the problem when we were going out, hence not being together right now)
49. I piss myself off a lot.
50. I am loved.
51. Words fascinate me.
52. I am very independent.
53. I need more sleep.
54. My car is one of the most important things to me. It is my key to freedom; my escape, should I need one.
55. People think I’m funny.
56. I think I’m funny, too.
57. My boyfriend gave me too many stuffed animals & I had to put them in a box in the attic when I left for college. I still feel guilty. (One of my ex’s was like that!)
58. I’m scatter-brained.
59. I love period costumes, & want to wear them every day.
60. I can dance, but I can’t... it’s odd.
61. I am always reading at least one book.
62. I wish I could fly.
63. I’m afraid of heights.
64. I have a lot of drive, but have problems keeping interest in things I have started.
65. I love to argue.
66. I have an innie belly button.
67. I suffer from chronic pain.
68. I should be asleep right now.
69. I have strong affection for ice cream.
70. When people ask me if I smoke, I smile & say, “Not cigarettes.” (Hahahaha, I totally used to do that!)
71. I have a fetish for 80’s music. A big one.
72. I think I have an unhealthy obsession with music. But I don’t mind.
73. Once, I was able to have a lucid dream, but it was so exhausting that I’ve never tried it again.
74. I would love to have more money.
75. I have a habit of arguing with the television.
76. I just found out that blue was the original colour of St. Patrick’s Day.
77. I like to surprise my friends with stupid trivia.
78. I love politics.
79. I am having an identity crisis.
80. I like jigsaw puzzles from time to time.
81. I am crazy.
82. I enjoy eating tomato sandwiches.
83. I hate George W. Bush with every fibre of my being.
84. I keep notes on the things that Texas has done to piss me off.
85. I can be very stubborn.
86. I don’t make my bed in the morning, I make it right before I go to bed.
87. I need more clothes.
88. I still stick my tongue out at people.
89. I don’t like to yawn in front of people. I have a really bad yawn face.
90. If I had the money, I would buy DVD box sets of all my favourite TV shows.
91. We used to cruise at the Oceanfront with the windows down, blasting Bon Jovi (mostly either You Give Love a Bad Name or Livin’ on a Prayer.)
92. I am still afraid of the dark.
93. I believe in ghosts, or at least I wish I did.
94. I love hugs.
95. I like to watch movies that I’ve already seen with people who haven’t.
96. I am very picky with some things, others I don’t worry about.
97. Purple is my favourite colour.
98. I have a sticker that says “Sinner” on my car.
99. I wonder if anyone has de-bolded & changed number 100 since the first occurrence of this survey.
100. I do not have a name for my mattress.
* * *
I’ve done more than 3 drugs.
I live on the West coast.
I have been to Mexico.
I bite my nails bloody.
I don’t care what anyone says.
I love everyone.
Hot chocolate is the best.
I have an iPod.
I wish I had an iPod.
I go online all the time & talk.
I go online all the time & put on an away message.
I am single & loving it.
I’ve been dating someone for a year now.
Music is what I live for.
Harry Potter rules.
I’ve never been on a plane.
Snapple rocks.
AOL sucks.
I love my family.
I have been to/live in California.
Yellow is a beautiful colour.
I’ve had a dream about sex.
I’m a virgin.
My school has over 5,000 kids.
Bush is an idiot.
I have never tried alcohol.
I have a step parent.
I own one pair of shoes.
Bright Eyes is lovely.
I’m a morning person.
At least one of my parents is a doctor. (Does nurse count?)
I’m a sap & no one knows it.
I hide so many things in my life.
I don’t know the word “regret”.
80’s movies are the greatest.
Drugs run in my family.
I dance to lose weight.
I wish my life never turned out the way it did.
I know what is at the end of a rainbow.
2. Actually, a lot of classic rock bands rock my world.
3. It takes me a really long while to get to sleep.
4. I’m a personality quiz fiend.
5. I am & have always been a night owl.
6. I love reading Sarah Dessen books.
7. My earphones are in my ears practically 24/7.
8. I am an only child & that’s not because of any death. (Sort of)
9. I hate school & everything else connected to it. (I did when I was at school, but university isn’t so bad)
10. I’ve never been in any romantic relationship.
11. I have a lot of favourite names.
12. & I plan to use those names on my kids. (IF I have any)
13. I’m reading a comic book right now.
14. I’m listening to music right now.
15. I memorise lyrics really easily.
16. But memorising stuff for school isn’t easy at all.
17. Math is my worst enemy.
18. I love bolding surveys. Nice & easy.
19. I pick Guitar Hero over Rock Band. (I’ve never played Guitar Hero but we were playing Rock Band 2 at a friend’s house & it was awesome!)
20. I’m afraid of heights.
21. & spiders.
22. Actually any disgusting insect.
23. I really don’t mind being all alone.
24. I talk to myself.
25. My favourite animal: zebras.
26. I know that there’s such a thing as a Supersaurus.
27. Dinosaurs fascinate me.
28. English class is love.
29. I know how to make layouts.
30. But I’m way too lazy.
* * *
I have a step or half sibling.
I have velvet pants.
I have a T-shirt from a museum exhibit.
I’ve been to Dunkin’ Donuts before.
I’ve been on the Subway. (In New York!)
I usually get movies from the library.
I’m scared of heights.
I should be asleep right now.
I have something that smells like mint.
I have spare batteries.
My speakers are off right now.
My computer is in my bedroom.
I only have one blanket on my bed.
I own or have owned a teddy bear.
I’ve memorised Bohemian Rhapsody. (Even better - I used to be able to play it on the piano!)
I’ve played Runescape.
I like to make lists.
I’ve listened to The Beach Boys.
I am very flexible. (Not VERY but I do kickboxing so I guess I’ve got to be a little flexible)
In bookstores, I walk around with my head tilted sideways.
I’m wearing a hoodie.
I know a lot of weird facts.
I’ve watched A Nightmare on Elm Street before.
I know what pallpion means in English. (I know what papillon means...)
Sufjan Stevens makes me happy.
I wish my nose was smaller.
Who lives in North Dakota, anyway?
I like to eat goldfish.
I get at least three e-mails per day.
I smile a lot.
I use “however” instead of “but” when writing an essay. (OF COURSE!)
I’ve seen The Breakfast Club.
I’ve had a burping contest with someone.
& I won the contest.
I like sharing books with my friends.
I usually recognise the poets my English teacher talks about.
A stranger has given me a high five for no reason.
I’ve been to a Harry Potter book release party.
I usually need to be reminded to eat. (I used to, back in the day...)
I have tiny hands.
I like to look for shapes in the plaster on my ceiling.
I prefer pencils to pens. (Biros are the way forward)
I write on my hands when I need to remember something.
I’ve been to a roller skating rink.
I own a piece of clothing that is rainbow patterned.
I own a piece of clothing with skulls on it.
I am extremely patient. (Nowadays)
I wish I could dance well
I’ve been to an ice skating rink.
I have a lot of trouble falling asleep at night.
I’ve been on the high honor roll.
I have a purse with flowers on it.
I love to people watch.
I’ve written an acrostic poem.
I have bad posture.
I’ve fallen asleep in class. (I have hypoglycaemia so it happens all the time)
I am very easily embarrassed.
I liked to make up stories when I was a kid.
Whenever I ride my bike, I’m tempted to start singing Bicycle Race.
I take prescription creams/face washes/pills for acne.
I drink milk daily. (Does cereal count?)
I’ve been told I act like I’m on drugs. (It was probably because I was actually on drugs)
I’ve been told I look like I’m on drugs. (Ditto above)
I have my hair up in a bun.
I own something Beatles-related.
I don’t use the caps lock key often.
I have very strong opinions.
I love to eat grinders.
I don’t call long sandwiches grinders.
Teachers have asked me if I’m depressed. (Back in the day!)
More than once.
I don’t care what you think of me.
I have a toothache.
Wonderwall is my “I like someone” song.
There’s a book beside or on my bed.
I hate innuendo.
I really admire improvisational comedians. (Eddie Izzard ♥)
I don’t like gym class. (I’m much more sporty now than I was in school)
I am going to do better this school year.
I don’t use the word fag. Ever.
I’ve been told I have a beautiful singing voice.
I can read Shakespeare without translations.
I adore English class.
I know what the Kisney Scale is.
I read more than one book at a time.
I love places that sell dollar-a-cup coffee.
The Magic School Bus taught me a lot.
I liked to dance on the kitchen table as a kid.
I’ve lived with a relative for more than a year.
I hate sharing a bed.
I cried a lot as a kid.
My friends have excellent taste in music.
I know what I want to be when I grow up.
Antidisestablishmentarianism!
I like to drink Coke Zero.
I watched The Labyrinth only because David Bowie was in it. (I had no idea who David Bowie was when I was a kid but I LOVE THAT FILM!!!)
I bite my nails a lot. (I used to but I am happy to say that I do not any longer)
I’ve been to a music festival. (I have been to LOADS)
I’ve gotten a sunburn before.
& it bled. Ew.
I hate the noise vacuums make.
I prefer showers to baths.
Jeffree Starr is way overrated.
I don’t like my mousepad. (I don’t own one)
I love people who look classy. (I’m more jealous of them... bitches)
My nail polish is chipped.
I’m going to read a book today. (I have to read SIX for next semester)
My mattress is on the floor.
I am an insomniac.
Cabaret punk is love.
I have a DVD I want to watch.
I’m a really picky eater. (I’m on a diet so, yes)
I take Ibuprofen a lot.
I tan very easily.
The sun is shining right now.
I love yellow jello.
I’ve made popsicles with an ice cube tray, juice & toothpicks.
& I called them ghetto pops.
I’ve never met my neighbours.
I’ve drawn on the street with chalk.
I’ve been in a tree house.
Tyre swings are really fun.
I love abandoned places.
I have a plastic bag near me.
I only watch TV when I’m really bored.
I can’t wait to graduate.
I’ve pulled an all-nighter so I would be really tired the next night.
I really hate needles. (Although I have 10 tattoos... go figure!)
I get along with my parents.
My font on AIM is tiny.
I don’t use AIM.
I fall in love with songs that have beautiful lyrics.
I listen to anti-folk.
I have no idea what anti-folk is.
I like to blow bubbles.
I’ve won a hula hooping contest before.
I’ve almost drowned.
I’ve choked on something.
I’ve taken a First Aid course.
One of my friends is in a different state right now.
I’ve been to Chicago.
I really like mohawks, but I would never get one.
I am always warm.
I have some weird eating habits.
I like to spin in desk chairs.
I have a beta fish.
I have big lips.
Tape is way better than glue.
I like stickers.
I’ve worn black jelly bracelets before.
*** * *
1. I hate when survey makers purposely skip numbers & ask “What happened to question __?!”
2. I’m currently breaking out.
3. There’s an upcoming school dance. (Not until Summer Ball in June!)
4. & I’m going to it.
5. Nah, dances aren’t my thing.
6. I love the new show, The City.
7. Whitney’s so sweet!
8. Something on my lower body currently hurts.
9. I’m fine with the way my nose is. I would never get plastic surgery on it.
10. I’m wearing a headband right now.
11. There’s someone on Xanga that really gets on my nerves.
12. I love it when people on Xanga comment me, talking about random things.
13. I have a paper due tomorrow. (No, but I do have one due in next Friday, & two exams next week too)
14. ... That I haven’t started yet.
15. I have said “I love you” to someone other than family & meant it.
16. & they said “I love you” back.
17. I really don’t know what I’d do if someone didn’t say “I love you” back to me. I’d feel really hurt. (Thankfully that has never happened to me properly, but experience has taught me never to say ILU first just in case! ;))
18. I never take life too seriously.
19. I’m on a laptop right now.
20. I’m planning on going shopping soon.
21. I think that Olivia from The City kind of looks like Lauren Conrad. (I have never heard of this programme)
22. No way, she definitely doesn’t!
23. I wouldn’t mind living in the “country” part of New York.
24. Heels are my best friend.
25. I love America’s Best Dance Crew.
26. There is currently an animal in the room.
27. That animal is a dog.
28. I’m having déjà vu at the moment.
29. I don’t belive in déjà vu.
30. Scientists say that when people have déjà vu it’s really when their brain freezes, like a computer, & they just think that they’ve experienced the situation before.
* * *
Bold the things you hate, italicise the things you do, bold & italicise the things that you are hypocritical of.
People who gamble.
People who smoke.
People who drink. (People who drink to EXCESS, yes)
People who do drugs. (I try not to be hypocritical about it though - I don’t do drugs anymore, BTW!)
People who are always optimistic.
People who are always pessimistic.
People who quote a lot of things.
People who break promises.
Liars.
Overly truthful people. (Some people need to learn TACT)
People who are talented at everything. (It takes some of us a long time to master things!)
The stereotypical starving artists.
Nerds.
Geeks.
Know-it-alls.
People who have no opinion.
People who have too much of an opinion.
People who are overly competitive.
People who are better than you at something.
Exes. (Maybe some...)
Mean people.
Bitter people.
Old people.
Young people.
People in general.
Babies. (I’m more scared of breaking them)
Children.
Overly nice people.
Innocent people.
Perverts.
Homophobic people.
Homosexuals.
Heterosexuals.
People who believe in love. (Maybe those really soppy fuckers)
People who are really pretty. (Only those that really KNOW they are)
People who are really handsome. (Ditto)
People who are easily jealous.
Overprotective people.
People who can speak foreign languages.
People who speak foreign languages in front of you, like you know what they’re talking about.
Backstabbers.
Whores.
Cheaters.
Bitches.
Bastards.
People who call you names.
Bullies.
People who talk behind your back. (Oh EVERYONE does it!)
People who go out with your ex. (Only if they’re really close friends, otherwise I could not care less)
People who you think are ugly.
People who judge by first appearance.
People who believe in marriage.
People who get dates easily.
Racists.
People who don’t express themselves.
People who are good at what you’re good at.
Perfectionists.
Neat freaks.
Anti-neat freaks. (Untidiness does get on my nerves a little bit)
Indie kids.
Scene kids. (You are not as HXC as you think, fucker, get over yourself!)
Punk kids.
Emo kids.
Goth kids.
Preps.
Jocks. (The stereotypical ones - people who do sport don’t generally bother me)
People who label other people.
Your opponents.
People who can’t get names right.
People who have a strange sense of hilarity.
People who laugh at everything.
People who have bad breath.
Models.
Singers.
People who like Disney idols.
People who listen to foreign music.
Actors.
Actresses.
Overly dramatic people.
Overly comedic people.
People who cry easily.
People who have diseases.
People who go to your old school. (Except my friends)
People who have large imaginations.
People who have small imaginations.
People who pretend to be somebody’s friend.
People who feel bad for everything.
People who feel bad for nothing.
People who laugh during serious times. (Although sometimes it is needed)
People who don’t laugh at all.
Sci-fi geeks.
People who think they know everything about technology.
People who can’t hate anything.
People who live in their own little worlds.
People who throw surprise parties.
People who like fruit.
Vegetarians.
Meatatarians.
Carnivores.
Omnivores.
People who like dinosaurs.
People who spell things weird, like dinniesaurs.
People who are obsessed with a certain culture (that isn’t their own).
Gothic lolita people.
People who want to be cute but turn out as creepy.
Romantics. (It’s nice sometimes!)
In-laws. (All in-laws are shite)
Neighbours. (Nosey ones)
People who make you feel awkward.
People who hate everyone.
Sexists.
People who think music is life because they listen to it a lot.
People who wear makeup.
People who wear really tight clothes.
Government-related officials.
Teachers.
People who only hang out with people of the same race.
People who are overly diverse.
Braggers.
* * *
House is an amazing TV show.
I want to become a paediatrician when I grow up.
Blue eyes are the best.
I cannot walk in heels.
Nutcrackers are creepy.
Could Fergie possibly be more annoying?
Law & Order is better than CSI. (They are both awesome)
Spider-pig was the best part of The Simpson’s Movie.
Breakfast is my favourite meal of the day. (Brunch is the best!)
I have never lived in an apartment before.
I like Florida more than California.
Jake Gyllenhaal is so hot!
I would never, ever go skydiving.
I want to go to Italy more than anything.
I learned how to drive a stick shift.
Britney Spears & her little sister are dumb as fuck.
My iPod is my most used possession.
I burn incense... & it is not to cover up the smell of pot! (I used to... & it was to cover up pot sometimes!)
The background of my computer is a collage I made.
Flavour Flav is hilarious. (Who?)
I hate the snow.
My veins in my arms stick out.
I’ve had an x-ray done before.
We should really cut down on our Styrofoam use as a nation.
I would never walk under a ladder, I mean, it’s bad luck!
Smile Like You Mean It is my favourite song by The Killers.
I rarely shave my legs in the winter.
Chocolate fountains are way cool.
Good lord, I hate country music.
I have built a birdhouse before.
I admit it, I am a Starbuck’s addict.
I love freckles.
Tequila is my liquor of choice. (YUCK!!!)
I loathe doing my laundry.
Oops, I have parked in front of a fire hydrant before.
I have a sports jersey.
I love Andrew McMahon!
Fishing is cruel. (Not catch & release fishing)
The Discovery Channel is definitely my favourite.
I couldn’t give a shit about Paris Hilton.
The sight of blood makes me feel queasy.
I have been on TV before.
I am a god awful speller.
When I eat Skittles or M&M’s I organise them into groups by colour.
Boy, my grades are shitty right now.
I love wearing headbands, they are so cute.
I never leave my house without make up. (I have... rarely)
I like curly fries more than normal french fries.
Beards are pretty hot, I’m not going to lie. (Stubble maybe, beards... no, thank you)
Okay, UFC fighting is pretty cool.
I want to make out with someone, like, now.
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I hate when I squeeze lotion out of its bottle & a dry piece of it comes out. It’s gross!
I have a DVR & I absolutely LOVE it.
I’ve been to the movies in the past week.
I only live with one of my parents.
I want to play with a newborn right now! They’re too cute.
I love watching Rob & Big.
I wish I had a British accent. (I HAVE a British accent :D)
My house has two floors.
My bedroom is on the first floor.
I’m listening to Pearl Jam right now.
I know why the members of Pearl Jam named their band that.
I plan on watching a movie later tonight.
I’m going out of town within the next week.
I’ve been to St. Louis before & I love it there.
I’ve been to Six Flags.
I only rode one ride there.
I’ve been to a giant water park before & it was amazing.
My favourite memory was a time during vacation. (I actually don’t know what my fave memory is)
I need to buy more shoes.
& some new jeans wouldn’t hurt either.
I wish I had a pet snake (that isn’t poisonous, of course).
I have a movie from the video store that’s due back soon.
I’ve used a facial cleansing mask before.
I have bed pants with cartoon characters on them.
I have a favourite number just so I can have an answer when surveys ask.
It’s weird how almost every sentence of this survey has started with an ‘I’.
I have gotten something for free in the past few days.
I feel like a loser sometimes, haha.
Asian people are so gorgeous!
I wish dinosaurs were real & not a threat to society.
I’d so get one as a pet.
I never wink at people. It’s so awkward.
I never blow kisses to people either.
I have “fat days”. (LOADS)
I’m on my period right now.
I don’t like anything on my cheeseburger except... well, cheese.
I actually love when movies make me cry.
Dave Grohl is a God.
I got a 100% on my driver’s license test.
But I can’t parallel park too well.
My car isn’t working.
I’ve broken a bed by jumping on it before.
I wish I had a bunk bed.
I can sew pretty darn well.
I’m sitting in a recliner.
When I curl my hair, the curls tend to fall out after only a few minutes.
My hair is naturally straight & apparently doesn’t want to be anything BUT straight.
I wish I had more pets.
I didn’t make a New Year’s resolution.
I’ve been to a parade before.
It’d be so cool to be able to breathe underwater.
It’s very sad what happened to John Travolta’s son.
Actually, it’s very sad when something like that happens to anyone.
If I had a child & he/she died, I really don’t know how I’d handle it.
I have so much love for my future children & they’re not even here yet!
That’s creepy...
My Internet connection sucks.
I hope everyone has a lovely night.
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1. When I pick up a new CD, I read the notes about the band inside.
2. When I pick up a new CD, I look at the cover design.
3. I’d rather figure out a math problem than write a poem.
4. I’d rather paint a picture than complete a science experiment.
5. If I fight with a friend, I write about it in my diary to figure it out.
6. If I fight with a friend, I do something that makes me feel better--like eat my favorite food.
7. My room is usually neat.
8. My room is usually a disaster area.
9. I like playing team sports like basketball & baseball.
10. I dig solo sports like running or biking.
11. When I write a paper, I outline what I want to write, then start writing.
12. When I write a paper, I just start writing & see what happens.
13. I wear whatever is in style & follow trends.
14. I wear whatever I feel like wearing at the time.
15. I listen to cool, new bands & whatever is on the popular radio station.
16. I listen to older music or whatever I’m in the mood for.
17. When I meet new people, I remember their names.
18. When I meet new people, I remember what they’re wearing.
19. I like being organised & planning ahead.
20. I like going with the flow & doing whatever seems like fun.
21. I’m usually on time.
22. I’m usually late.
23. I make my bed almost everyday.
24. I make my bed when I feel like it.
25. When I listen to music I like, I sing along.
26. When I listen to music I like, I move with the beat.
27. I usually organise parties or the things I do with my friends.
28. I usually go along with whatever someone else has planned.
29. If I had/have a diary, I’d write in it every night.
30. If I had/have a diary, I’d write when I felt like it.
31. I remember all my friend’s birthdays.
32. I remember all my friend’s favourite colours.
33. When I watch TV, I find out what’s on, then decide what to watch.
34. When I watch TV, I channel surf until I find something I like.
35. My class notebooks are colour coded & neat.
36. My class notebooks are part doodle pad, part notes.
37. My clothes are mostly solid colours or outfits that are one print.
38. My clothes are a mixture of colour, prints, & styles.
39. I eat healthy food because it’s good for me.
40. I eat some healthy food, some junk food--just depends on my mood.
41. When I exercise, I have a set routine I follow.
42. When I exercise, I usually work on whatever feels flabby.
43. If I had a bad hair day, I’d wear a hat or a ponytail.
44. If I had a bad hair day, I’d point it out to my friends.
45. My friends think I’m a little neurotic.
46. My friends think I’m a little scatterbrained.
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1. I have five siblings.
2. English is not my mother tongue.
3. I love black liquorice a lot.
4. I love my boyfriend very much, he’s my best friend.
5. I don’t hate anything, or anyone.
6. I eat weird food combos very often.
7. Autumn is my favourite season. (& Spring)
8. I don’t like poetry at all.
9. I don’t understand most metaphors.
10. I watch hockey, & I’m very loyal to one team in particular.
11. I wish I spoke Finnish.
12. Marco Hietala’s my favourite vocalist.
13. This year is my last year of high school.
14. I think that it’s sexy when men have big noses & hands, and it has nothing to do with THE MYTH.
15. CSI is my favourite show. (No, but it is good)
16. I’m a history nerd.
17. I love to read about the Holocaust.
18. I don’t trust people easily at all.
19. I have a Neopets account, & login daily.
20. My favourite colours are green & purple.
21. My favourite drink is water.
22. Halloween is my favourite holiday.
23. I kinda dislike bolding surveys, because I can never bold & not explain. (rofl)
24. I dislike Spanish.
25. I love to talk about Canadian politics.
26. I’m very pale, & don’t tan even though I spend the summer outside.
27. I don’t miss the past at all.
28. I walk very fast, especially when I’m alone.
29. My sex drive is very high. (Meh, sometimes...)
30. I dislike psychology.
31. I want to go to University in my own city. (I go to university quite near to where my home is)
32. I’m a fan of the metro, I take it almost every day & don’t want to imagine my life without it.
33. I dislike cigarettes.
34. I get scared very very very easily.
35. I don’t mind if you people use this as a bolding survey, but you might want to know it’s not this thing’s original purpose. :P
36. I overuse smileys.
37. I give nicknames to everyone.
38. I love tomatoes & broccoli a lot.
39. I feel like a failure when I get a mark lower than 85%, & even that looks lousy to me.
40. I dislike seafood, ew.
41. I want to work at a DVD rental club until I can get an actual job.
42. I haven’t drank milk in years.
43. My skin’s dry, I have to apply face cream at least twice a day.
44. I use sunscreen religiously during the summer, & quite often I have some in my face during other seasons.
45. I don’t really wear make-up.
46. I dislike it when people use ‘am’ & ‘pm’. There are 24 hours in a day, so there’s no point.
47. I associate textures with tastes. For example, sand = peanut butter.
48. I never drink less than 2L of water every day.
49. I want to be either a translator or an anthropologist. (That would be pretty awesome...)
50. Biology & physics interest me very much.
51. I love history & languages better though.
52. I dislike numbers that can’t be divided by 4. They’re horrible numbers.
53. I can stand even numbers, they’re not optimal though.
54. When I’m interested in something, it’s usually pretty intense. I read about it until I feel I know enough.
55. I like to talk about very specific things, for example, the politic structure of the NSDAP.
56. I like to sleep against a wall.
57. I don’t like pasta as much as I like the sauce.
58. My vocabulary in French is actually very impressive.
59. Nonverbal cues are hard for me to pick off, my friends know better than to rely on that.
60. I love to write with blue & black pens.
61. I tend to memorise useless stuff, for example, I remember every car number plate my parents have ever had.
62. I love the rain.
63. I love the snow.
64. I enjoy taking walks.
65. I’m not able to ride a bike.
66. I’m an atheist.
67. I love folk music.
68. I think that smells are fascinating. I can’t explain, it’d take a lot of space.
69. I love to read.
70. I like shoes.
71. I hate shopping.
72. I dislike high-pitched noises.
73. The only “screaming” band I like is Children of Bodom.
74. I think that it’s gross when girls don’t shave.
75. I don’t like political correctness.
76. I’m a huge LotR fan. (More moderate)
77. I dislike how my stepfather smokes in the house, & encourages my mother to follow his example.
78. I always wonder about the bubble gum flavour’s origins.
79. I can’t pronounce the word “intimidated”. I always end up screwing up.
80. I’m on Alesse.
81. I’ve never been on a plane.
82. I have lots of respect for soldiers, & it upsets me every time someone bashes the army. (My brother is a soldier & my parents were in the Army, too)
83. My favourite Pokémon is Charizard.
84. My orthodentist made me go to his office for 2 years after my braces were taken off, I’m happy I never have to go there again.
85. I miss my boyfriend, I want to talk to him. Or be with him. You know.
86. I love picturing things in my mind, & usually, said pictures are very strong & precise. (That’s an autistic trait)
87. I’ve had a uniform for years now, I don’t know what I’ll do next year haha.
88. I ‘haha’ too often.
89. I have a very strict routine when it comes to my skin.
90. I don’t find a tan attractive at all, on either gender.
91. 2-1 Flyers with less than half a period to play, I’m scared.
92. I love fashion magazines.
93. I think I’d get along with maybe 10 of the people I’m subscribed to.
94. I think women should do more chores than men. I don’t look down on girls who don’t, but I wouldn’t be comfortable knowing my boyfriend’s doing as much housework as I. I can’t explain it.
95. I love parmesan & feta. (I only love feta)
96. I love kids.
97. I do weird name associations. For example, Jessica makes me think of dough with butter, brown sugar & cinnamon.
98. My bed is amazingly comfortable.
99. Final score : 2-1 Flyers. FUCK.
100. I started this survey with something about Jazz, ending it the same way. So here : I feel very lucky to be with my boyfriend, he’s absolutely perfect for/to me.
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I’ve stuck my finger in a cake
I’ve lost something valuable
I’ve skipped school because I had nothing to wear
I’ve farted or burped in front of my crush
I’ve tried weed because my friends told me to
I’ve done something extreme
I’ve been tested for HIV
I’ve double dipped (There are a couple of meanings to that, but I’ve done both!)
I’ve crushed a bug with my finger
I’ve had head lice
I’ve taken a shower then put on the same clothes I was wearing before the shower
I’ve had my hair cornrowed
I’ve answered a question with a line from a movie
I’ve spun in a circle, & fell from being so dizzy
I’ve gone to school in my pyjamas on pyjama day
I’ve thrown a surprise party
I’ve auditioned for a talent show
I’ve masturbated
I’ve read a book with more than 500 pages
I’ve gotten lost in the woods
I’ve had a third degree burn
I’ve thrown up after a meal
I’ve taken a pregnancy test
I’ve voted for someone on American Idol
I’ve been kicked out of somewhere
I’ve changed a rule
I’ve broken the law
I’ve walked out of class
I’ve peed my pants
I’ve gotten diahorrea at school
I’ve gone to sit down & the chair wasn’t there
I’ve copied & pasted something from the Internet for an essay
I’ve served Thanksgiving/Christmas dinner to the homeless
I’ve woken up during surgery
I’ve eaten a bug because I heard it was good for me
I’ve locked myself out of the house
I’ve broken into someone’s house
I’ve rubbed wounds with someone else because I saw it on My Girl
I’ve leaned with it, & rocked with it
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I’ve seen someone naked before.
I can play Poker.
I’m a junior.
I’m 19.
I wear baggy clothes.
I’m daring.
I’ve been in a relationship for over a year before.
I can juggle.
I believe in fate. (Sort of)
I love quotes.
I have a Bebo.
I failed trig.
I hate calendars.
I brush my teeth daily.
I never wear perfume.
I have a cordless phone.
Xanga is old.
They need to come up with something cooler than MySpace.
I can’t draw a heart.
I hate the taste of mint.
My favorite colour is black.
I’m Hispanic. (Quarter :))
I’m bilingual.
I’m from Oregon.
I’ve never been to Arizona.
I love palm trees.
I make straight F’s.
Spring is my favourite season.
I’m religious.
I’m kinky. (Sometimes)
I want to visit Antarctica.
I have 4 tattoos. (I have 10!)
I ride the bus to school.
I clean my room.
My middle name starts with the letter B. (No, but my last name does)
I’m scared of roller coasters.
I want to become a doctor.
I’ve milked a cow before.
My hero is a celebrity.
I prefer working alone.
I’ve dated someone named Jordan.
Guitar Hero is awesome.
I want to become the President.
I have no life.
I hate softball.
Skunk smell doesn’t bother me.
I love Sprite.
I eat religiously at McDonald’s. (Gross)
I’ve been in the St. Louis Archway.
I can run a mile in under 10 minutes.
I love sledding.
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You love Lord of the Rings
You are not wearing any shoes
You are wearing PJs
You are on a laptop
You recently went swimming (No, but roll on Friday!)
You have done nothing today but sit on the computer
You ENJOY doing nothing but sitting on the computer
It is summer vacation
You are bored as crap
You plan on seeing a movie tonight
You are aware that there is a midget with a knife sitting in the corner, staring at you
You just looked in the corner to see if there actually WAS a midget
You are now freaked out
You are aware that I lied about the midget
You are home alone
It is morning
It is nighttime
You love Spongebob
You have a dog
You think Paris & Nicole should forgive each other (Personally, I think they should STAB each other)
You often end your sentences with the word “sike”
You are in love
You wish you had a boyfriend/girlfriend
You are going to the beach soon
You have one very best friend
You have lots of friends
You are wicked awesome
I am wicked awesome
It is 4:30 PM
You wish you were a blonde
You dye your hair frequently
You hate school
You use school as an excuse to hang out with your friends
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01. I am a dreamer.
02. I want to be a footnote in a book someday.
03. I am not colourblind.
04. Kurt Cobain is quite possibly the only person whose corpse I would seriously consider having sex with. I think I’d actually do it, quite honestly.
05. I have seen snow before.
06. I always forget when I am cooking & start kitchen catastrophies.
07. I don’t like men, but I don’t like women either.
08. I have never had a girlfriend, but I would like to someday.
09. I feel like I was born in the wrong time period.
10. I want to live in a downtown studio apartment, but I also want a house with a wrap-around porch.
11. I have the black thumb of death when it comes to plants &/or small pets.
12. Sometimes, I talk to myself.
13. If any small, sharp, pain inducing object is on the floor/ground, my foot will find it.
14. I love to be barefoot.
15. Some music makes me sad. & I like it.
16. I love giving gifts to people, even if it’s not a special day.
17. I want to be a revolution all by myself.
18. I don’t know what I want to be. I am torn between music journalist, record store owner, or human rights lawyer. (I sometimes feel this way!)
19. I have never seen The Godfather or Pulp Fiction. (I have seen Pulp Fiction but not the other one)
20. I like getting things in the mail.
21. I’d be ashamed if I were ever First Lady--why not just go for the gold?
22. I pretend that everything is okay to protect the ones I love.
23. I am anal about my feet & hands--I like for them to always be clean. If they are dirty, I feel gross until I get to a sink.
24. I procrastinate. A lot.
25. I have trouble not singing to songs I know. Even if I hate them.
26. I am happier as an atheist than I ever was as a Christian.
27. My whole family thinks I am just going through a phase.
28. I love to take pictures, even though I don’t get to do it as much as I’d like.
29. I sometimes get jealous.
30. I am a lot more bisexual than I will ever admit to most people.
31. My parents are divorced. & I’m glad. (I used to want them to get a divorce but they are kind of going to be seperated when Mum moves to Saudi anyway)
32. I’m a packrat. I never throw anything out.
33. Going to the beach during a hurricane & a really good concert are my chosen religious experiences.
34. I need a vacation from myself.
35. I speak only English fluently, & that makes me sad.
36. I’m a desperate insomniac.
37. I’m a music snob, & this doesn’t bother me.
38. I love candle-light.
39. When I was really little, I asked my mom if I could marry my dad. She said no, & I was mad.
40. I don’t like makeup, but I like the way my cheeks get flushed after being out in the snow, or the slight red I get when I have a mild sunburn on my face.
41. I am addicted to 24. (I’m not but I do love Kiefer Sutherland)
42. I take really, really, really long baths; I read whole books in one bath. People used to worry about me, so I started putting up signs. Now that I’m in college, nobody really notices.
43. I think I have the capacity for alcoholism.
44. If I ever got jury duty, I would be ecstatic. I think it sounds like such fun.
45. Money is very important to me.
46. I have a lot of issues with my family. Especially my mother.
47. I am the oldest child.
48. I have a great boyfriend & still wonder about the possibilities. (Yes, this was the problem when we were going out, hence not being together right now)
49. I piss myself off a lot.
50. I am loved.
51. Words fascinate me.
52. I am very independent.
53. I need more sleep.
54. My car is one of the most important things to me. It is my key to freedom; my escape, should I need one.
55. People think I’m funny.
56. I think I’m funny, too.
57. My boyfriend gave me too many stuffed animals & I had to put them in a box in the attic when I left for college. I still feel guilty. (One of my ex’s was like that!)
58. I’m scatter-brained.
59. I love period costumes, & want to wear them every day.
60. I can dance, but I can’t... it’s odd.
61. I am always reading at least one book.
62. I wish I could fly.
63. I’m afraid of heights.
64. I have a lot of drive, but have problems keeping interest in things I have started.
65. I love to argue.
66. I have an innie belly button.
67. I suffer from chronic pain.
68. I should be asleep right now.
69. I have strong affection for ice cream.
70. When people ask me if I smoke, I smile & say, “Not cigarettes.” (Hahahaha, I totally used to do that!)
71. I have a fetish for 80’s music. A big one.
72. I think I have an unhealthy obsession with music. But I don’t mind.
73. Once, I was able to have a lucid dream, but it was so exhausting that I’ve never tried it again.
74. I would love to have more money.
75. I have a habit of arguing with the television.
76. I just found out that blue was the original colour of St. Patrick’s Day.
77. I like to surprise my friends with stupid trivia.
78. I love politics.
79. I am having an identity crisis.
80. I like jigsaw puzzles from time to time.
81. I am crazy.
82. I enjoy eating tomato sandwiches.
83. I hate George W. Bush with every fibre of my being.
84. I keep notes on the things that Texas has done to piss me off.
85. I can be very stubborn.
86. I don’t make my bed in the morning, I make it right before I go to bed.
87. I need more clothes.
88. I still stick my tongue out at people.
89. I don’t like to yawn in front of people. I have a really bad yawn face.
90. If I had the money, I would buy DVD box sets of all my favourite TV shows.
91. We used to cruise at the Oceanfront with the windows down, blasting Bon Jovi (mostly either You Give Love a Bad Name or Livin’ on a Prayer.)
92. I am still afraid of the dark.
93. I believe in ghosts, or at least I wish I did.
94. I love hugs.
95. I like to watch movies that I’ve already seen with people who haven’t.
96. I am very picky with some things, others I don’t worry about.
97. Purple is my favourite colour.
98. I have a sticker that says “Sinner” on my car.
99. I wonder if anyone has de-bolded & changed number 100 since the first occurrence of this survey.
100. I do not have a name for my mattress.
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I’ve done more than 3 drugs.
I live on the West coast.
I have been to Mexico.
I bite my nails bloody.
I don’t care what anyone says.
I love everyone.
Hot chocolate is the best.
I have an iPod.
I wish I had an iPod.
I go online all the time & talk.
I go online all the time & put on an away message.
I am single & loving it.
I’ve been dating someone for a year now.
Music is what I live for.
Harry Potter rules.
I’ve never been on a plane.
Snapple rocks.
AOL sucks.
I love my family.
I have been to/live in California.
Yellow is a beautiful colour.
I’ve had a dream about sex.
I’m a virgin.
My school has over 5,000 kids.
Bush is an idiot.
I have never tried alcohol.
I have a step parent.
I own one pair of shoes.
Bright Eyes is lovely.
I’m a morning person.
At least one of my parents is a doctor. (Does nurse count?)
I’m a sap & no one knows it.
I hide so many things in my life.
I don’t know the word “regret”.
80’s movies are the greatest.
Drugs run in my family.
I dance to lose weight.
I wish my life never turned out the way it did.
I know what is at the end of a rainbow.