#1 Assassin

[moarmoemoe]

Looks like I'm here for the long haul, folks. Can't say I'm complaining. Man, when I said paradise, I must have meant it because...

DAMN.

QUICK! Someone point me to the nearest video rental store. I've been meaning to watch "Backyard Schoolgirls 3" for the longest time. Maybe they've got it in stock here...

Comments

[moarmoemoe]

Yeah. I want to rent DVDs.

[ooc; I don't think so, no.]

[moarmoemoe]

You watch movie at home with them. It saves forking out hundreds of fucking dollars to watch porn at XXX theaters.

[moarmoemoe]

Porn is great!!!

[moarmoemoe]

I need something to release all this built up sexual tension with.

[moarmoemoe]

YOU SEE IT AND YOU LOVE IT!

[moarmoemoe]

OH YEAH, KEEP IT UP!

[moarmoemoe]

I'm Travis Fucking Touchdown. I don't need anything checked.

[moarmoemoe]

Yes, you fucking are. I'm the #1 fucking assassin.