#1 Assassin

[moarmoemoe]

Looks like I'm here for the long haul, folks. Can't say I'm complaining. Man, when I said paradise, I must have meant it because...

DAMN.

QUICK! Someone point me to the nearest video rental store. I've been meaning to watch "Backyard Schoolgirls 3" for the longest time. Maybe they've got it in stock here...

Comments

[bealright]

Hoe?

[moarmoemoe]

OH GOD, WHAT DO I DO? I WAS NEVER FAITHFUL BEFORE BUT...IT'S THE QUEEN OF LOLI. MY PRAYERS ARE ANSWERED!

[bealright]

WHY ARE YOU SPEAKING IN SUCH LARGE LETTERS?! I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

[moarmoemoe]

BECAUSE I'M REAFFIRMING MY FAITH IN A HIGHER BEING. YOU HAVE TO BE LOUD TO DO THAT AND CAPSLOCK MEANS LOOOOOUD.

[bealright]

...You mean the deities?

[moarmoemoe]

Deities. Hell no. I mean YAHWEY himself.

[bealright]

Who's YAHWEY?

[moarmoemoe]

Jehovah God, who's probably going to kill me because of all the dirty thoughts I'm having right now.

[bealright]

...You're a really confusing person, neh.

[moarmoemoe]

But you're not. I bet I can guess what panties you're wearing right now.

Doumeki says oh no you DI'INT

[monsterepellant]

[moarmoemoe]

[monsterepellant]

Watch your language.

[moarmoemoe]

I don't listen to CLAMP characters.

[monsterepellant]

I don't particularly care. She's a girl--watch how you speak.

[moarmoemoe]

I know girls with dirtier mouths than me. Welcome to the real world, Mr. Gentleman.