#1 Assassin

[moarmoemoe]

Looks like I'm here for the long haul, folks. Can't say I'm complaining. Man, when I said paradise, I must have meant it because...

DAMN.

QUICK! Someone point me to the nearest video rental store. I've been meaning to watch "Backyard Schoolgirls 3" for the longest time. Maybe they've got it in stock here...

Comments

[passion8history]

'The hell is wrong with you?!! You don't go ...announcing stuff like that out loud!!

[moarmoemoe]

Why not? This isn't a children's game.

[passion8history]

This isn't a game at all, loser. What kind of un-smart world do you come from?

[moarmoemoe]

The world of great ladies and even greater porn.

[passion8history]

Reall- Hey!! Told you not to say stuff like that out loud!!

[moarmoemoe]

Just let it out! Shoot, you can watch it with me if I can find it.

[passion8history]

asjf;asjfa;sf I'M NOT WATCHING THAT WITH ANOTHER GUY!!! DO I LOOK LIKE ONE OF THOSE ....WEIRD KIND OF GUYS?!!

[moarmoemoe]

Not secure enough in your masculinity to watch porn with another guy? Sucks to be you.

[passion8history]

THAT'S NOT IT!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW WEIRD THAT IS!! I MEAN ...YOUR-IT'S ...IT'S NOT SMART!!

[moarmoemoe]

Are you fucking stupid? Porn is the smartest thing ever.

[passion8history]

I ...you- ;sjd;fasf;asf NOT HAVING THIS CONVERSATION ANYMORE. I DON'T WATCH STUFF LIKE THAT. NOT AT ALL! GOING TO KICK FOOTBALL NOW.

[moarmoemoe]

You'll unleash that inside perversion sometime. And when you do, I'll be right here, laughing.

[passion8history]

Yeah, whatever. Leave me out of your creepy shit.