#1 Assassin

[moarmoemoe]

Looks like I'm here for the long haul, folks. Can't say I'm complaining. Man, when I said paradise, I must have meant it because...

DAMN.

QUICK! Someone point me to the nearest video rental store. I've been meaning to watch "Backyard Schoolgirls 3" for the longest time. Maybe they've got it in stock here...

Comments

[browning_baby]

... excuse me?

[moarmoemoe]

Oh yeah. Excuse me~

[browning_baby]

... lovely.

[moarmoemoe]

Got another compliment you want to throw my way? I'm all ears.

[browning_baby]

Sure. Let's see what comes to mind...

Idiot?

Pig?

[moarmoemoe]

I didn't see you complaining five minutes ago, bitch.

[browning_baby]

Stick around another five minutes and I might be shooting at you, sweetie.

[moarmoemoe]

Oh, huh? What's that?

Hold on a sec.

Yeah, yeah? Oooooh.

Yeah, this beam katana here says he's not going to take that shit laying down.

[browning_baby]

Sounds like overcompensating to me.

[moarmoemoe]

My son is my most treasured possession.