Aug 28, 2010 21:11
[ there is darkness. rustle, rustle. there is light.
and then the face of the most filthy little brat you have ever seen. I'm not even kidding. At this point, his hair is nearly brown from dirt and god-knows-what. Oh, did I mention? Half his shirt is gone. You will get no explanation. ]
Oh, hey! I found it! Awesome! [ triumphant pose. ] Are you all Christians yet?