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[gamer_anon]

Wow, you're all kinds of special, aren't you?

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[moarcrusadesplx]

GET OUT OF MY DIARY.

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[gamer_anon]

Can't do that and fall to my knees to praise you at the same time.

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[moarcrusadesplx]

Yes, you can.

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[gamer_anon]

Yeah, I could.

But I'm not going to.

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[moarcrusadesplx]

Then get out of my diary, dog's-ass!

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[gamer_anon]

[...Did he just call him a dog's-ass? Instead of being insulted, Matt's pretty amused.]

Wonder what the Pope would think about your language.

Look, want me to show you how to keep people out of your diary?

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[moarcrusadesplx]

[ you should read about the fights insults like that used to cause. they were pretty epic. and usually involved stealing horses in retaliation. oh, germans. ]

Why would the Pope care? I'm doing my job, and that's what matters!

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[moarcrusadesplx]

I don't need help from someone like you.

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[gamer_anon]

Fine by me. Looking forward to the next installment of Dear Diary.

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[moarcrusadesplx]

[ Of course, LJ dies right as I try to fix my post. What a prick. ]

Stop that! You can't listen!

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[gamer_anon]

Pretty sure I can.

Guess how I'm doing it.

[There's a special place in hell for someone like Matt...good thing he doesn't believe in it.]

Witchcraft.

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