Mar 18, 2010 01:25
[ It's on video-mode, and all you've got is a clear shot of an empty room. It continues for a good few minutes before you can hear a voice. It's the Teutonic Order sitting behind the camera, his back to a corner. ]
Sleep's for the weak, you know. If those ghosts are going to attack while I rest, then I won't rest at all! Hahah! Simple as that! Hahahhaa! Won't catch me unawares! Hahahhahahaha! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAAAAAAAA! [ If you haven't figured it out by this point, the kid's a little cracked after no sleep for the past couple of days.
Before he can continue on his rant, he gasps. Across the room, a ghost with a knife appears, slowly advancing on the Teutonic Order. He stands up, placing one (filthy) foot in front of the camera, blocking the screen. ]
Come on, you pale bastard! I'll teach you the word of God! FIGHT ME! FIGHT ME! [ He charges, knocking the camera against the wall, giving a lovely view of the corner, where the Order had been sitting previously. ] AHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA---
[ Silence. Silence. Silence. Silence. Eventually the video cuts out. ]