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[moarcrusadesplx]

Alright, everyone! Now that God stopped being angry, we've got to make Him happy again! And the only way that can be done is by KILLING ALL THE DEMONS HERE. Starting with that heathen in the well! IT WILL FEEL THE WRATH AND GLORY OF GOD.

HEAR ME, WELL-MONSTER? I WILL KICK YOUR ASS.

So, uh, I hereby expand the Baltic crusade to this town, and the

Comments

[spreadbare]

[Sigh.] At least this time I have armor.

[moarcrusadesplx]

My arrows are stronger than your stupid armor!

[spreadbare]

I'm not sure about that. And you'd also have to get past my shield. And my pagan magic. Even though I've done nothing but help people so far with my pagan magic.

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[moarcrusadesplx]

Damn pagan!

[moarcrusadesplx]

Hey, God, remember that deal we had, okay? This is the guy I was talking about. You gotta help me kick his ass.

[moarcrusadesplx]

Hahahahahahahahaha! YOUR TRICKS WON'T DECEIVE ME!

[spreadbare]

My trick magic?

I think Konan, Mika, and Liechtenstein, at the very least, can confirm that there is no trickery about my magic.

[moarcrusadesplx]

Magic is trickery! Powers stolen from the Devil!

[spreadbare]

What kind of devil? There are a lot of devils.

[moarcrusadesplx]

The Devil. There's only one!

[spreadbare]

There's a lot of different devils. Some are powerful, some are weak. I don't see what you're getting at with the devil.

[moarcrusadesplx]

There are demons, and there's the Devil, who's the source of all evil stuff!

[spreadbare]

Demons and devils are two different things.

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[moarcrusadesplx]

That's not--

[moarcrusadesplx]

AGHHH.

[moarcrusadesplx]

JUST WAIT YOUR TURN, PAGAN. I'LL BE KICKING YOUR ASS SOON ENOUGH.