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[moarcrusadesplx]

Alright, everyone! Now that God stopped being angry, we've got to make Him happy again! And the only way that can be done is by KILLING ALL THE DEMONS HERE. Starting with that heathen in the well! IT WILL FEEL THE WRATH AND GLORY OF GOD.

HEAR ME, WELL-MONSTER? I WILL KICK YOUR ASS.

So, uh, I hereby expand the Baltic crusade to this town, and the

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[moarcrusadesplx]

JOIN ME, LIECHTENSTEIN.

[moarcrusadesplx]

But you're Christian before you're neutral!

[moarcrusadesplx]

Fine. I'll do it by myself!

[moarcrusadesplx]

Huh?

1/2

[moarcrusadesplx]

F-Friend...?

[moarcrusadesplx]

I'm doing it to make God happy! 'Cause you said He was punishing me before!

[moarcrusadesplx]

If I don't fight the demons, no one will! Everyone here is weak and lazy, and I'm the only one who can do it!

[moarcrusadesplx]

I've got my long bow from home.