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[moarcrusadesplx]

Alright, everyone! Now that God stopped being angry, we've got to make Him happy again! And the only way that can be done is by KILLING ALL THE DEMONS HERE. Starting with that heathen in the well! IT WILL FEEL THE WRATH AND GLORY OF GOD.

HEAR ME, WELL-MONSTER? I WILL KICK YOUR ASS.

So, uh, I hereby expand the Baltic crusade to this town, and the

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[petalsofdeath]

Have a good time, now.

[moarcrusadesplx]

I WILL. ESPECIALLY WHEN I FINISH CONVERTING THIS WHOLE TOWN.

[petalsofdeath]

Right. I wish you luck from the bottom of my heart.

Truly.

[moarcrusadesplx]

You don't have one, demon. I STUCK MY HAND IN THERE TO CHECK!

[petalsofdeath]

Ah, you have caught me.

I was lying. I both hope and expect you to drown.

[moarcrusadesplx]

Hahahahahah! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! NO MERE DEMON CAN HARM THE STATE OF THE TEUTONIC ORDER! WE'RE PRETTY MUCH UNSTOPPABLE! AND I BROUGHT WEAPONS BACK FROM RIGA, SO I'LL BE ABLE TO CRUSH THAT DEMON IN NO TIME AT ALL!

[petalsofdeath]

Good luck.

[moarcrusadesplx]

I won't need it!