neun [ Voice ]

Dec 25, 2009 21:44

MY ROOM IS ON FIRE.

[ And that's what you get for giving the Teutonic Order coal. Great job, guys. The 4th floor will be very, very, very smoky-- but don't worry. He'll put the fire out before it spreads any. ]

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darkmastersword December 28 2009, 02:12:04 UTC
[Have a long, appreciative whistle.]

And to think, I've been told I like fire too much.

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moarcrusadesplx December 28 2009, 02:52:50 UTC
IT'S FOR A GOOD CAUSE.

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darkmastersword December 28 2009, 02:59:52 UTC
[This is getting better and better.]

You set your room on fire for a good cause. [He snickers.] You sure it wasn't just to watch it burn?

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1/3 moarcrusadesplx December 28 2009, 03:06:40 UTC
IT'S TO PURGE THE PAGAN GHOSTS--

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moarcrusadesplx December 28 2009, 03:07:01 UTC
Though it's really cool to watch it burn...

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moarcrusadesplx December 28 2009, 03:07:16 UTC
BUT I SET IT ON FIRE FOR THE GHOSTS SO THAT DOESN'T COUNT.

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darkmastersword December 28 2009, 03:20:57 UTC
'Course it's cool; it's fire.

What kind of ghost is that? If they're anything like Poes, just shoot them or give them a good smack. Not that tough.

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moarcrusadesplx December 28 2009, 03:26:55 UTC
Fire normally solves most of my pagan problems. But these ghosts are tough. They won't tell me what they want, and they won't tell me the demon who summoned them! So I can't beat them up and stuff!

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darkmastersword December 28 2009, 03:38:17 UTC
The demon who summoned them... [Don't mind him; he's just growling.] Do you have a sword? A few feet of sacred steel tends to work wonders on Poes, and pretty much anything else Ganondorf ever threw at me.

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[ Video ] moarcrusadesplx December 28 2009, 03:42:35 UTC
[ It takes a bit of shaking and poking before the thing clicks to video. And, because he's an absolute idiot with this sort of thing, you get a nice shot of his feet for a good minute or two. Eventually, he figures it's on, then points it at his sword.

It's covered completely in red tape. ]

'Cause the red tape is like a crucifix, it pisses them off. But I have to kill them, not just piss them off!

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[Video] darkmastersword December 28 2009, 03:53:01 UTC
[He snickers a bit at the awkward view, not that he has any room to talk since he doesn't know how to turn his camera off, and then reaches back and draws his own sword. The blade's tinted red.]

Imagine that; my sword's red, too, but it's made that way. That said... how do you cut anything with all that wrapped around it? Is it 'cause of the crucifix magic?

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[Video] moarcrusadesplx December 28 2009, 04:37:30 UTC
Yeah! Normally, I just stab the shit out of pagans. But this tape stuff is supposed to beat the ghosts up, too! So, if it works for ghosts, it's got to work for pagans, right?

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[Video] darkmastersword December 28 2009, 05:06:48 UTC
[Okay, now this is just confusing him.]

I thought you said the pagans were a type of ghost. If they're not ghosts, what are they? I'd like to know what I need to watch for.

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[Video] moarcrusadesplx December 28 2009, 05:20:03 UTC
There are pagans, and there are ghost pagans. When I kill a bunch of pagans, I guess they become ghost pagans and try to kill me.

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[Video] darkmastersword December 28 2009, 05:46:19 UTC
I see.

[He sighs. Yeah, this makes so much sense.]

What does a pagan look like, though?

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[Video] moarcrusadesplx December 28 2009, 05:47:38 UTC
Like you or me. They hide themselves.

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