[ And that's what you get for giving the Teutonic Order coal. Great job, guys. The 4th floor will be very, very, very smoky-- but don't worry. He'll put the fire out before it spreads any. ]
Fire normally solves most of my pagan problems. But these ghosts are tough. They won't tell me what they want, and they won't tell me the demon who summoned them! So I can't beat them up and stuff!
The demon who summoned them... [Don't mind him; he's just growling.] Do you have a sword? A few feet of sacred steel tends to work wonders on Poes, and pretty much anything else Ganondorf ever threw at me.
[ It takes a bit of shaking and poking before the thing clicks to video. And, because he's an absolute idiot with this sort of thing, you get a nice shot of his feet for a good minute or two. Eventually, he figures it's on, then points it at his sword.
It's covered completely in red tape. ]
'Cause the red tape is like a crucifix, it pisses them off. But I have to kill them, not just piss them off!
[He snickers a bit at the awkward view, not that he has any room to talk since he doesn't know how to turn his camera off, and then reaches back and draws his own sword. The blade's tinted red.]
Imagine that; my sword's red, too, but it's made that way. That said... how do you cut anything with all that wrapped around it? Is it 'cause of the crucifix magic?
Yeah! Normally, I just stab the shit out of pagans. But this tape stuff is supposed to beat the ghosts up, too! So, if it works for ghosts, it's got to work for pagans, right?
And to think, I've been told I like fire too much.
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You set your room on fire for a good cause. [He snickers.] You sure it wasn't just to watch it burn?
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What kind of ghost is that? If they're anything like Poes, just shoot them or give them a good smack. Not that tough.
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It's covered completely in red tape. ]
'Cause the red tape is like a crucifix, it pisses them off. But I have to kill them, not just piss them off!
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Imagine that; my sword's red, too, but it's made that way. That said... how do you cut anything with all that wrapped around it? Is it 'cause of the crucifix magic?
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I thought you said the pagans were a type of ghost. If they're not ghosts, what are they? I'd like to know what I need to watch for.
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[He sighs. Yeah, this makes so much sense.]
What does a pagan look like, though?
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