neun [ Voice ]

[moarcrusadesplx]

MY ROOM IS ON FIRE.

[ And that's what you get for giving the Teutonic Order coal. Great job, guys. The 4th floor will be very, very, very smoky-- but don't worry. He'll put the fire out before it spreads any. ]

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[whiskeykillshot]

.......
[Brb, srsly considering adding her coal to that fire. <3]

[moarcrusadesplx]

IT'S PURGING THE DEMONS.

[whiskeykillshot]

Right.
So if you end up killing yourself as well as everyone else on that floor, that won't add to our ghost problems.

[moarcrusadesplx]

IT'S UNDER CONTROL.

[ He may or may not sound on the verge of tears. ]

[whiskeykillshot]

Oh well, in that case...
'Cause you know, I was going to come up and help you put it out.

1/2

[moarcrusadesplx]

Help is for siss--

[moarcrusadesplx]

SHIT.

[whiskeykillshot]

Have fun.

[Totally going to look like she's about to shut off the Jigoberry now, kthx.]

[moarcrusadesplx]

[ Dick move, man. Dick move. ]

WAIT NO DO YOU HAVE ANY WATER I CAN BORROW?

[whiskeykillshot]

[It's what she does. Why else did you think she ended up on the Naughty list?]

Maybe. Depends on what I'm getting back for it.

[moarcrusadesplx]

[ They're both on the Naughty list for a reason. ]

I won't boycott your ass.

[whiskeykillshot]

[Touche'.]

Uh-huh. Well. In that case, you'll be facing that fire alone.

[moarcrusadesplx]

YOUR ROOM IS GETTING PURGED NEXT.

[whiskeykillshot]

Not if you're turned into ash yourself, hmm?

[moarcrusadesplx]

Not happening.

[whiskeykillshot]

I can already smell the smoke over here. Could swear it's spreading, actually.