*BACK* --- *slowly eases into everything again*

[moararmzplz]

Is this working? Even working?

Well I suppose it is since I can post. Well ladies and Gents, I'M BACK!

Sorry for the lack of communication, we just set sail seeing as the ships back to her old self, and I haven't been able to get any connection at all. At least not a strong enough one to post anything. But I am back!

Not quite sure where we're going.

Comments

[astraystar]

Who are you?

[moararmzplz]

Shanks! Captain of the Red-Haired Pirates!

[astraystar]

Red-Haired Pirates? I know one if you're looking to recruit.

[moararmzplz]

Oh? And who might that be miss?

[astraystar]

First, let's discuss payment. How much will you give me for him?

[moararmzplz]

P--. Payment? We're pirates, darling, we don't get paid.

[astraystar]

I accept juice boxes or bunnies if you can't afford to give me money.

[moararmzplz]

... Again, this is a pirate ship. We don't carry livestock and I don't know what a juice box is. We do however, have meats of sorts and fruit that you can make into juice.

[astraystar]

You make a hard bargain, Shanks. But I can easily sell him to the next pirate crew. He's a strong, hard worker. A little slow but sometimes that can't be helped.

[moararmzplz]

The boy will join any crew he pleases. I don't beg, swindle and steal my crew into joining. I offer to join, and they may join or deny me, I'm fine with that. They may ask to join, in which case, I give them trials.

You tell this boy he is more than welcome to join if he so pleases. But I will not trade him for goods.

[astraystar]

It's true that he can join any crew but I'm making the process easier for him. And I'm thirsty.

[moararmzplz]

Well, my crew is genuine, if that's what he's looking for. We're an honest bunch. -- it would take weeks for anything to get to you from me.

[astraystar]

Then I guess I'm keeping him for now.

[moararmzplz]

Is this boy your boyfriend? Is that why you're being possessive?

[astraystar]

I know when I'm getting a good deal or not, Shanks.

[moararmzplz]

Yes. Of course. Because a good and honest crew is worse than a horrid crew.