Goddamn Colored Food :|

[moararmzplz]

Aww, DAMN.  I ain't NEVAR gonna do tha't again.

.... Wut's awll this.

Shure is sum fancy piece'a work.

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[sandlogia]

The hell. I never sold you a carrot.

[omfgnottheface]

I dunno you either.

Whadda you wanna know? Tha' sumbody shoved a carrot down my throwt? Or are you apartta my cruw too?

[sandlogia]

Thick accent you have there Red Haired.

No I am not your crew. I am simply annoyed that I'll be blamed for something I did not do.

[omfgnottheface]

I'm sev'n. They dun call me Red Haired. They call me Roux.

Oh. Cuz you look like my first mate.-- then you dn't shove the carrot down my throwt?

[sandlogia]

Roux then.

What. I don't look anything like Ben Beckman.

[omfgnottheface]

Whadda they call you?

Do too! Your skins. Darker. N' your hairs black. An' if you dn't have that scar across your face but under your eyes you would.

An' you dun have eyebrows either.

[sandlogia]

I am Sir Crocodile.

We don't look like each other.

...What.

[omfgnottheface]

Haha! Really? I'mma call you Croc.

Do too. He smiles more though.

Oh. No. There they are. They sure are small for a man!

[sandlogia]

Good for you Roux.

Me smiling tends to make people piss themselves.

...Right.

[omfgnottheface]

Well my pants arn't wet. I'm notta 'fraid.

[sandlogia]

And that is why you are a Pirate Emperor.

[omfgnottheface]

But you're not that scary to begin with mister Croc.

I dun see why being a Emperor--

I'MMA EMPEROR?

[sandlogia]

Appearances are deceiving.

Yes you are. One of the four.

[omfgnottheface]

..That's kinda a creepy face, not gunna lie.

Ben said that too~ It has to be true.

Who are the other four? Do I know them too?

[sandlogia]

It is good for giving small children nightmares.

It is true because it is true.

Whitebeard one of the other three.

[omfgnottheface]

Cut it out then.

Well how'd th't happen?

... Iunno him either. Figures.