okay...
so seriously go ahead and if my story makes you not want to know me, that's fine.
okay so these gross ass pizza faced little puritans were walking around while i was long boarding and i saw them and i knew that they were going to try and do so i hurriedly shoved cornelius inside so he wouldn't have to witness the anihilation. i set out to make things very difficult for them
here's how it went.
samee:*turning around* (they crept up on me) uh...hey
gross girls: uhm hi.
Samee: uh hey.
GG: what's your dogs name?
Samee: cornelius...
GG: i used to have a basset hound
Samee:okay.
GG: so what we're really here for is to invite you....oh wait...do
you go to church?
Samee: me, personally, no. my parents try and go though.
GG: oh...well we'd love to see your parents come and attend our church whenever they dont feel like going to theirs.
Samee: oh...kay.
GG: also, we want you to read the back of this *hands me a pamphlet* and read the back to make sure that you are sure to end up in heaven.
Samee: oh..uh....well personally, I dont believe in heaven.
GG: *suddenly taken aback* OMIGAH well here, *rumages through homely purse* let me give you this and this and this and this
(by this time i have like ten pamphlets)
Samee:....oh uh...I'm actually dislexic. I lost faith because god refused to help me read
GG:I'm sure that if you refound faith in the lo...
Samee:no. I've tried. Instead of wasting my time praying, i actually picked up a book and fought through my dyslexia by myself. and maybe just maybe if you spent less time praying to the lord to take away your pizza face, you might just go ahead and wash your face. it helps.
GG:..uhm. Whats your name?
Samee: Uh. i dont think you really need it, but I'm samee
GG:Well samee we hope to see your parents.
Samee:sure.
and then they turned and walked away but not before i made sure they saw that i threw away their pamphlets in the trash.
OKAY honestly i really dont mind people believing in what they believe but they crossed the line when they asked me if im sure im going to heaven.
i mean seriously, i don't actually believe in heaven but for them to think that im going to hell because of not going to church...nu-uh. no thank you.
assholes.
go ahead, send me angry messages.