Love letter
To my darling Misty
I have been away for a while, but I hope you haven't forgotten me.
It was so disappointing for me not to be able to get on the pooter to send you a message of val'ntiny's day, so I'm sending it now, and hope you're not too cross that it's late.
Misty is a bootiful bun
Her coat is soft and blue
I think of her all the time
Even when I have a poo
Misty is a clever bun
She knows her ABC
I think of her all the time
Even when I have a wee
Misty is a SUCH a lovely bun
And I hope I haven't been dumped
I think of her all the time
Even when I'm being humped
Misty is my heart's desire
As I hope you all can see
I only hope she still feels the same
And wants to be with me.
From your beloved
Moab xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I have been away for a while, but I hope you haven't forgotten me.
It was so disappointing for me not to be able to get on the pooter to send you a message of val'ntiny's day, so I'm sending it now, and hope you're not too cross that it's late.
Misty is a bootiful bun
Her coat is soft and blue
I think of her all the time
Even when I have a poo
Misty is a clever bun
She knows her ABC
I think of her all the time
Even when I have a wee
Misty is a SUCH a lovely bun
And I hope I haven't been dumped
I think of her all the time
Even when I'm being humped
Misty is my heart's desire
As I hope you all can see
I only hope she still feels the same
And wants to be with me.
From your beloved
Moab xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx