• I would bet money that Barack Obama is NOT reading Twilight, a lonely housewife's self-insert vampire sex fantasy, to his 10-year-old kid. Come on. Although imagining him doing Bella's inner monologue is hilarious.
• According to
GenderAnalyzer, my journal is written by a dude. I wonder what gave it away? The flowery pastel layout, the excessive use of heart symbols, or the constant flailing over attractive men?
• Heroes steadily grows ever more desperate. This week's episode was 45 minutes of pure unintentional lulz. And somebody please cut Zachary's hair or I will fly to L.A. (it's only an hour!) and do it myself.
• Here's a preview of a drawing I'm working on. It's not actually anyone from the list I posted of people I was going to draw. I'm a maverick. (P.S. I would be very surprised if anyone guessed who this is).
(Did you know that TIFF images are higher quality than JPEGs? I did not know this until last week. I scanned this as a TIFF and it's true! I can see all the flaws in high definition!)