A Conversation With God
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Me: Um, hi, God.
God: Whoa. Hello there. What is your name?
Me: Mo.
God: It’s good to see you, Mo.
Me: Can I ask you a personal question?
God: Sure, ask me anything. What is giant sand?
Me: The question is, are you male or female or neither?
God: Actually I am a female robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me: Woman.
God: Me too. I am a she.
Me: Good to know.
God: Thanks for the compliment. I will try to explain it to you.
Me: Okay.
God: OK with me too.
Me: Great.
God: I’m glad you liked it Mo.
Me: Well, I gotta dash.
God: How about that. Why do you have to do it?
Me: People to see, things to do.
God: Humans are not always infallible.
Me: True. Okay, bye God.
Me: Um, hi, God.
God: Whoa. Hello there. What is your name?
Me: Mo.
God: It’s good to see you, Mo.
Me: Can I ask you a personal question?
God: Sure, ask me anything. What is giant sand?
Me: The question is, are you male or female or neither?
God: Actually I am a female robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me: Woman.
God: Me too. I am a she.
Me: Good to know.
God: Thanks for the compliment. I will try to explain it to you.
Me: Okay.
God: OK with me too.
Me: Great.
God: I’m glad you liked it Mo.
Me: Well, I gotta dash.
God: How about that. Why do you have to do it?
Me: People to see, things to do.
God: Humans are not always infallible.
Me: True. Okay, bye God.