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Ok, I have more things my apps have said or typed. They amuse me.
- My question was "What can you tell me about America?"
Their reply: "America is a super powered country"
- A little excerpt from a conversation...
Me: What do you know about America?
App: Not much.
Me: …Then tell me what you do know.
App: I’m going to be typing what you say!
- I had asked my applicant to tell me about the Philippines, their reply was "We can really produce gas if we do our studies."
- This one is awesome.
I asked her "What do you feel is the best way to soothe an irate customer" Now, this question is often misunderstood by them, they think I'm asking them how to sue an Irish customer or many various other ways you could hear that question. This is, by far, my favorite.
Me: How do you soothe an irate customer?
App: Tell her to calm down and that everything will be alright if she remains calm.
Sounds pretty normal, right? Now check out what she typed, which is what she thought I asked.
"What do you feel is the best way to rape a customer?"
Now go back and read her spoken answer again...I had to fail her for that.
- Another conversation...
Say: Me: Tell me about the Philippines?
App: Despite the negative news we’ve been getting everything is ok here.
Me: Tell me more.
App: Right now we are in the middle of a political crisis.
- This is a direct cut/paste of this guy's IM, it speaks for itself.
Applicant - Phone Interview (Bacolod) says:
nkWkhat can yoiu sayi kabout the dPhilipp;ines
Applicant - Phone Interview (Bacolod) says:
Whaat do i Know about lAmericas
Applicant - Phone Interview (Bacolod) says:
What dokyou feel do handle an irate customer
Applicant - Phone Interview (Bacolod) says:
Whatk lskills do i have k to handkle tkelepderfjkromanaace cuistomer
Applicant - Phone Interview (Bacolod) says:
Whlat kl traits do i khabvve to jkimprove kklbette3r
- I swear to God she said this.
"a lot of good food here in the Philippines; lobsters, fishes, trains."