Wrong taste!!!
Uhhh!!! The truth is so annoying... all good guys are either homosexual or taken.
Today for the first time ever, my mom, my uncle, and I went to Red Lobster. So we get there and our waiter is this HOT, CUTE, Sweet 19 yr old guy (whose eyes just seemed so kind). Right then & there, I'm totally in the clouds and kind of hit on him. Well, this is a big deal cuz I never hit on guys and he is so so PERFECT. Yeah :( , it was too good to be true. Half-way through the meal my uncle tells us that he recognizes the guy from one of the Gay Bars he goes to... I was like, What????! Oh my, now I feel like such a fool! I should have known that no guy can be that perfect. How could I be so stupid? To begin with, how could I, Joss, hit on a guy? Uhhhh!!! I feel so totally sad and angered, but now I know to NEVER hit on guys. This is gonna haunt me for days.....(Note to self- Become a Nun.)
The dummie loves you all,
Joss
Today for the first time ever, my mom, my uncle, and I went to Red Lobster. So we get there and our waiter is this HOT, CUTE, Sweet 19 yr old guy (whose eyes just seemed so kind). Right then & there, I'm totally in the clouds and kind of hit on him. Well, this is a big deal cuz I never hit on guys and he is so so PERFECT. Yeah :( , it was too good to be true. Half-way through the meal my uncle tells us that he recognizes the guy from one of the Gay Bars he goes to... I was like, What????! Oh my, now I feel like such a fool! I should have known that no guy can be that perfect. How could I be so stupid? To begin with, how could I, Joss, hit on a guy? Uhhhh!!! I feel so totally sad and angered, but now I know to NEVER hit on guys. This is gonna haunt me for days.....(Note to self- Become a Nun.)
The dummie loves you all,
Joss