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Top 10 Comments heard from one of the refugees staying at me house:
(A 9 year old by the way)
10. Kid:Is your brother gay?
Me: No, far from it. Why?
Kid: Because he has a lot of flowers and ponies in his room.
Me: My mom decorated his room. And there are no ponies or flowers...
9. Linda: today is my 3 month anniversary of being single.
Kid: Don't you hate being single? Just become a lesbian
8. Response when I caught him staring at me:
Kid: I'm sorry, I was just staring at your beauty
7. Me: You guys I have homework to do okay?
Kid: Can I watch you read?
Me: No
6. Me: I need to take a nap before ACL
Kid: Can I watch you sleep?
Me: You know what? Fine, as long as your quiet
5. Kid: Hi, hi, hi
Me: Hi
Kid: You're fiesty
Me: Do you even know what that means?
Kid: No
Me: It's like when someone talks back to you
4. Kid: Hi
Me: Bye
Kid: you're fiesty
3. Kid: Can I take you to prom?
2. Kid: Does this mean we're dating now?
1. Kid: Cute skirt...can I lift it up?
Yeah, that was my weekend. Refugees my ass
(A 9 year old by the way)
10. Kid:Is your brother gay?
Me: No, far from it. Why?
Kid: Because he has a lot of flowers and ponies in his room.
Me: My mom decorated his room. And there are no ponies or flowers...
9. Linda: today is my 3 month anniversary of being single.
Kid: Don't you hate being single? Just become a lesbian
8. Response when I caught him staring at me:
Kid: I'm sorry, I was just staring at your beauty
7. Me: You guys I have homework to do okay?
Kid: Can I watch you read?
Me: No
6. Me: I need to take a nap before ACL
Kid: Can I watch you sleep?
Me: You know what? Fine, as long as your quiet
5. Kid: Hi, hi, hi
Me: Hi
Kid: You're fiesty
Me: Do you even know what that means?
Kid: No
Me: It's like when someone talks back to you
4. Kid: Hi
Me: Bye
Kid: you're fiesty
3. Kid: Can I take you to prom?
2. Kid: Does this mean we're dating now?
1. Kid: Cute skirt...can I lift it up?
Yeah, that was my weekend. Refugees my ass